Intimacy: Denied

Denied

By lolreturn - 16/08/2009 18:51 - United States

Today, I grabbed the nearest plastic bag in my bedroom when my boyfriend and I left for Walmart so I could return a pair of shorts. When the cashier dumped the contents of the bag onto the counter at customer service, my shorts and a used condom fell out. It was the longest return of my life. FML

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Same thing different taste

By RahiYeah09 - 17/09/2009 18:45 - United States

Today, I was in the 'intimacy' section of Walmart. After grabbing 2 boxes of condoms and a vibrating ring I turn around to see my ex boyfriend's mom. I smile awkwardly and put my head down as I walk away, causing me to colide with his dad and send my 'goodies' all over the floor. FML

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By embarrassed - 19/12/2014 19:24 - United States

Today, I went to the dry-cleaner's and went to get my bag of laundry from my trunk, but I ended up dropping the bag. My dirty underwear blew around the parking lot. I had to chase it all down as a bunch of people looked on. FML

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By houdini - 03/02/2009 00:42 - United States

Today, I went to a fast food restaurant. The guy behind me was a pretty hot latin guy. When I went to pay, my purse fell off the counter. My birth control pills, a condom, 3 super plus tampons and an extra pair of underwear I keep in there for emergencies fell out at his feet. FML

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Memory loss

By UGH - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had to return a shirt to Target. My mom offered to do it for me on her way to work, so I gave her the shirt and receipt. Later, I remembered that on the same receipt I had purchased condoms, lube, and whipped cream. FML

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By pantydropper - 17/04/2013 19:01 - United States

Today, I grabbed a pair of pants from the dryer in a hurry, trying to make it to the bank. When I rushed in, I felt something fall down my leg. It was a pair of my mom's granny panties that had been stuck inside my jeans. I kicked them aside, hoping no one would notice. They did. FML

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By totallyembarassed - 07/07/2012 04:08 - United States - Charlotte

Today, when I went to pay for my groceries, I accidentally handed the cashier a condom instead of my $20. FML

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By kaydebug - 15/08/2018 03:30

Today, while doing self-checkout at Walmart, the cap of my laundry detergent came off as I scanned it and dumped all over me. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/07/2013 20:56 - United States - South Hadley

Today, I was buying condoms but was a little embarrassed so I went to the self-check. I scanned the condoms, then a magazine and tried to put the condoms under the magazines to hide them. The store guy saw me, thought I was shoplifting and I was kicked out of the store. FML

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Don't engage with the nutjobs

By MsBeaufont - 25/08/2022 16:00 - United States

Today, a customer came to make a return - a bag full of clothes without tags that weren’t from our store. I kindly told her she couldn’t return them. She had a full blown meltdown, pulled down her pants, urinated and defecated on the ground. Security escorted her out. My coworker and I had to clean it up. FML

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Acting kinda sus

By sailinggsoul - 02/08/2019 00:01

Today, I bought a box of tampons and went to the store restroom to insert one. I then put the box inside my purse. On my way out, I got stopped by security, who yelled at me to empty my purse. He grabbed my bag, spilling the tampons everywhere. Apparently, he thought I was stealing. FML

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You deserved it 174

silly248 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 22:47

wow, look at the bag, ydi

MelanieBerrigan 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 22:52

hahahahah thats hilarious and okay who checks an empty bag? a used condom has like no weight, she probably thought it was empty, wow you guys are dumb. fyl but its really funny

Comments

KookyKitt 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 23:42

Hahahaha. I bet it was just as awkward for the poor store clerk. I bet he scrubbed the counter afterwards! :D

smartii 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 23:49

Haha nice. Next time either look in the bag or don't take a bag in the first place..

RedNeckAndProud 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 23:50

hey internet losers.. you all suck!

BunniiPop1 0

Monday 17 August 2009 0:58

#29 your not any better then us cuz yuh are using the Internet too and actually you are worse cuz you come on here to just say that get a life!!! #37 the condom was in the bag not the short pockets learn how to read!!

laughingspork 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 23:55

"yes id like to return this condom, please"

__ColoradoSunris 0

Monday 17 August 2009 0:04

All these YDI's are a bit harsh, it's not like condoms weigh much, I'd have probably accidentally done the same thing, so would many of these people. FYL. Hope your face isn't red for too long.

mileycyruslvrrrr 0

Monday 17 August 2009 0:17

you dsrve it ttly ur soooooo stpd.

XOfiestypixie 0

Monday 17 August 2009 0:44

Actually...by ignoring vowels, that makes you the stupid one. Especially when you spell "you" correctly, then use an abbreviation for "you're". And fail x2 since you love Miley Cyrus.