Intimacy: Denied

Denied

By lolreturn - 16/08/2009 18:51 - United States

Today, I grabbed the nearest plastic bag in my bedroom when my boyfriend and I left for Walmart so I could return a pair of shorts. When the cashier dumped the contents of the bag onto the counter at customer service, my shorts and a used condom fell out. It was the longest return of my life. FML

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Same thing different taste

By RahiYeah09 - 17/09/2009 18:45 - United States

Today, I was in the 'intimacy' section of Walmart. After grabbing 2 boxes of condoms and a vibrating ring I turn around to see my ex boyfriend's mom. I smile awkwardly and put my head down as I walk away, causing me to colide with his dad and send my 'goodies' all over the floor. FML

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By embarrassed - 19/12/2014 19:24 - United States

Today, I went to the dry-cleaner's and went to get my bag of laundry from my trunk, but I ended up dropping the bag. My dirty underwear blew around the parking lot. I had to chase it all down as a bunch of people looked on. FML

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By houdini - 03/02/2009 00:42 - United States

Today, I went to a fast food restaurant. The guy behind me was a pretty hot latin guy. When I went to pay, my purse fell off the counter. My birth control pills, a condom, 3 super plus tampons and an extra pair of underwear I keep in there for emergencies fell out at his feet. FML

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Memory loss

By UGH - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had to return a shirt to Target. My mom offered to do it for me on her way to work, so I gave her the shirt and receipt. Later, I remembered that on the same receipt I had purchased condoms, lube, and whipped cream. FML

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You deserved it 81 096

By pantydropper - 17/04/2013 19:01 - United States

Today, I grabbed a pair of pants from the dryer in a hurry, trying to make it to the bank. When I rushed in, I felt something fall down my leg. It was a pair of my mom's granny panties that had been stuck inside my jeans. I kicked them aside, hoping no one would notice. They did. FML

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By totallyembarassed - 07/07/2012 04:08 - United States - Charlotte

Today, when I went to pay for my groceries, I accidentally handed the cashier a condom instead of my $20. FML

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By kaydebug - 15/08/2018 03:30

Today, while doing self-checkout at Walmart, the cap of my laundry detergent came off as I scanned it and dumped all over me. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/07/2013 20:56 - United States - South Hadley

Today, I was buying condoms but was a little embarrassed so I went to the self-check. I scanned the condoms, then a magazine and tried to put the condoms under the magazines to hide them. The store guy saw me, thought I was shoplifting and I was kicked out of the store. FML

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Don't engage with the nutjobs

By MsBeaufont - 25/08/2022 16:00 - United States

Today, a customer came to make a return - a bag full of clothes without tags that weren’t from our store. I kindly told her she couldn’t return them. She had a full blown meltdown, pulled down her pants, urinated and defecated on the ground. Security escorted her out. My coworker and I had to clean it up. FML

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Acting kinda sus

By sailinggsoul - 02/08/2019 00:01

Today, I bought a box of tampons and went to the store restroom to insert one. I then put the box inside my purse. On my way out, I got stopped by security, who yelled at me to empty my purse. He grabbed my bag, spilling the tampons everywhere. Apparently, he thought I was stealing. FML

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silly248 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 22:47

wow, look at the bag, ydi

MelanieBerrigan 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 22:52

hahahahah thats hilarious and okay who checks an empty bag? a used condom has like no weight, she probably thought it was empty, wow you guys are dumb. fyl but its really funny

Comments

Tokie_fml 0

Monday 17 August 2009 14:56

I knew a girl that saved the condom from when she lost her virginity.... pretty sick but I don't think OP was saving this one just a mistake.... people make them you know but still check the damned bag

kapowi 0

Monday 17 August 2009 16:48

Still, she could have CHECKED the bag. It's spoiled goods, is what it is.

purplegiraffes 0

Monday 17 August 2009 18:47

just throw it in the bagggg, uh huh.

Atomic_Bombz 0

Monday 17 August 2009 21:06

That was your fault for puttting something in a bag without looking in it YDI, and who the hell puts a used condom in a bag.

moogles 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 11:47

LMFAOOO

interruptive_cow 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 16:38

It's Walmart though so they're probably used to it...

gemenes 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 0:20

Wow, not only is walmart for trailer trash, you've managed to really make yourself look like slutty trash.

tehredbaran 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 3:27

YDI for shopping at Wal-Mart and costing working Americans their jobs. Wal-Mart may be America's largest employer, but it costs Americans jobs in other industries because they prefer for their cheap plastic shit to be built in China. Also, YDI for not checking the bag.

kitterkateee 0

Monday 28 September 2009 23:01

uhm, Wal-mart is not the countries largest employer. The united States Government is. And Wal-Mart is not the only store that prefers their plastics to be made in China; almost every store has their plastics shipped in from China, it's much cheaper. But yes, it is costing Americans jobs. blame that on the government and major corporations for sending their factories to other countries. And no one checks a bag if they think it's empty. yeah, FYL girl. Embarassing.