Awkward, Porn, Manga and Kids: Destroy it with fire

Destroy it with fire

By loli-conned - 21/06/2009 22:10 - United Kingdom

Today, I was shopping for my little sister's birthday. She loves manga. I've never read manga, so I bought a couple of novels from the "popular" shelf. Turns out if they have white covers it means they are "adult" books. I bought my sister a "lolicon" manga - filled with prebuscent naked girls. FML

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By Juggernaut Drive - 31/10/2018 05:00

Today, my little sister got into my anime DVDs, probably thinking they were cartoons. She watched High School DXD, which isn't the best anime for a 6-year-old. Now she wants to be the Breast Dragon Emperor for Halloween and Dad is threatening to set fire to my entire collection. FML

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By NoColor - 29/10/2014 13:09 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my little sister decided to color-in my favorite black-and-white comic book. It was worth over $200. When I told my mother, she said, "Oh that old thing? I thought it was a stupid coloring book you were too stupid to color." FML

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By dwek - 15/05/2009 11:07 - United Kingdom

Today, while checking through the graphic novel section of my library, I noticed a gay manga porn comic. While I was wondering who in the world would ever RENT such an item, I realised I had been staring at it for a full five minutes and people were watching me. FML

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They're still books, technically

By breakmyfall - 15/11/2020 02:02

Today, my brother's girlfriend came over to visit and we got to talking about books. Thinking she'd be interested, I suggested a few. She responded that she "only reads good literature." The only books I've ever seen her read are Fifty Shades of Gray and the Twilight saga. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2014 05:57 - Canada

Today, I bought my niece a plush My Little Pony figure for her birthday. Only after she unwrapped it did I realize that it was meant to be a sex toy for grown men. FML

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By Dv0829 - 21/10/2011 05:42 - United States

Today, I went to the store with my girlfriend. She needed to use the bathroom so I started looking at the books. It wasn't until the manager shot me a weird look that I realized I'd wandered down too far and was looking at bridal magazines, holding tampons, dog treats, and hair spray. FML

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It is though

By Timv86 - 16/02/2010 08:18 - Australia

Today, I went to the shops with my little sister. We had to walk through the lingerie section of the store to get to another part. My sister then yelled at the top of her voice, "Stop following me, you freak." I had security escort me out of the store, and got many dirty looks. She thought it was hilarious. FML

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By deli Shoppe - 27/06/2012 04:39 - United States - Vallejo

Today, I went to the bookstore and saw a stunning girl reading. I walked over and picked up a book, thinking our two books were the same category, hence a good conversation starter. She looked at me, and I pointed at my book and smiled. After that, she left. It was a sex position book. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/01/2012 05:16 - United States

Today, my little brother went through all the artistic anatomy reference books and colored in all the nipples and penises with a bright pink sharpie. These books were from the library. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/08/2014 15:43 - India - Mumbai

Today, I found a piece of erotic fiction on my brother's computer. It involved two lesbian teenagers, who just so happened to have the same names and physical descriptions as my sister and me. FML

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peppy29 2

Monday 22 June 2009 10:08

I think you should have looked. That's what I would've done.

redbluegreen 40

Monday 22 June 2009 10:18

Everyone's gotta see naked girls sometime. But you could've [should've] asked a sales person if you've never bought Manga before. Or at least found one age appropriate. Sure you didn't get the color code, but you could always ask. Or flip through it. Or the old "ask her what her favorite is". At least you know she read it? I get books all the time when people are like, "Oh, you like fiction right? Here's these books about wizard-wannabes." I never read them.

Comments

aquarius6 0

Friday 26 June 2009 6:13

pay attention

HeroicDude 0

Friday 26 June 2009 13:49

The word is "prepubescent".

luvluvluv 0

Friday 26 June 2009 19:17

Shoulda bought her some yaoi. Once you get hooked on that stuff, you can't go back. >:D

Some_Person693 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 3:57

I know alot of about anime/manga. Lolicon, Shotacon are quite common in the Anime/Manga world, its a very common genre. Usually in Ecchi or Doujinshi. If you want to buy your sister a manga, i suggest you get Shojo, a genre for girls. Also in most Manga, there are a description on the back, I suggest you read it next time. oh also, when you mean naked, do u mean full naked, or half naked? Cause in most Ecchi, they show half naked all the time. As long as you didnt' give her any Doujinshi with Hentai in it, its fine. That is if she is the age 10+.

lazyyygirl 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 6:43

**** your life for having a sister that likes manga.

Bashamo 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 6:51

I'm a lolicon. I'll take 'em if you haven't already returned them. Where the hell did you find them anyway? Loli manga aren't exactly the kinds of things you find at your local Barnes & Noble.

alibi2277439 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 8:35

what the **** is manga.? a fruit.?

Bashamo 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 7:03

Chill out. There's a HUUUGE difference between comics and reality. Saying loli promotes pedophilia is like saying watching movies like Friday the Thirteenth promotes mass murder. Don't get me wrong, I'm not supporting CP, those who make the jump from 2D to 3D DESERVE to be jailed.

Bashamo 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 7:07

That was supposed to be a reply to #188...

Taihen 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 5:10

Dude, you deserved it. If you look on the back (what's usually front cover in the U.S.) there's a RATING and story summary.

JJ_TheJetPlane 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 10:14

LOL! Dude, don't worry! I did the exact same thing! I brought my friend, probably the most innocent and nieve person I know, a manga and it ended up being hardcore yaoi that scarred her for life. XP

mumafiedmustangs 0

Monday 29 June 2009 17:25

1 she was bound to find out rule 34 sooner or later 2 manga is like 2 steps away from **** any way 3 you dont think that it would be wierd with white covers