Dick move

By facepalm - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

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Today, I had to ask my boyfriend to stop measuring his penis during our conversation. FML
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muffinXmonster 12

Must have been a lengthy conversation.... ;)

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spekledworf 18

First measurement was probably 4 inches.... retake was required

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Epic_Times 10

Ouch, that really sucks... I mean he could do that privately if you were in the same room as him or he just could keep it to himself and not say anything... I thought most people stopped measuring their penises at 6-12 years old?

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downtime 12

45 is a little out of touch with how male anatomy works...

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akiahara 14

I think this is amusing. I wouldn't be bothered by this. but if he's measuring, I assume its hard, so why the bloody hell are you still talking? XD

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stallion420 0

Not neccesarily(excuse my grammer), but i tend to measure more when flaccid, no stretching it. BTW: 7.3 flaccid/10.5 erect

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Jannettecooks 1

So you replied to an unknown poster with your penis size... I'm guessing you're BI. Either a man or woman poster and you win!!

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downtime 12

I'd like to say nobody gives a shit 90 but the sad thing is that, much like men going gaga over girls mentioning ****, there would be pathetic individuals who are intrigued by that comment. So I'll go with a simple eyeroll and groan, and wish that you never comment again.

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lrgenesis 19

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long ;)

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godisnowhere41 5

so how long was it?

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coolfml3279 1

Get back at him by measuring your boobs and pussy! XD

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melrose90210 10

So... How big was it?

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unixdude 9

Was the conversation "size of dicks I had before I met you?" Context is important, OP.

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