Healthy Lifestyle, Food, Sexism and Work: Dick

Dick

By missPiggy - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Norway

Today, a colleague found out that I struggled with anorexia when young. After ranting about how it's a silly 'Women's disease', he renamed me 'Miss Piggy' and made oinking noises every time I ate something. FML

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By vanessa_d15 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I was together with a few of my friends when I got up the courage to confess I have an eating disorder. One of my friends then said "... but you're not skinny." FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 119

You deserved it 6 752

I'll leave you to it then…

By scared shitless in ohio - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Dublin

Today, I decided to be friendly and say hi to the weird kid at school, who was sitting by himself eating lunch. After I said hello, he stared up at me intensely and said, "I don't have many friends. Yeah. Mainly 'cause I've eaten most of them." FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 322

You deserved it 5 638

New nickname just dropped

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Midland

Today, I was talking with a very attractive coworker outside when a moth flew into my ear. I started screaming and hitting my ear because it was stuck and alive in my ear. I spent the rest of the day at the ER. I'm forever known as The Moth Lady. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 781

You deserved it 1 049

By Anonymous - 29/01/2016 19:12 - United States - Watonga

Today, I was feeling terrible and posted on Facebook about how I was stressed out and feeling really lonely. My sister replied saying "#fatfuckproblems". 13 people liked it and some so-called friends posted stuff like "rekt" and "SLAYED, bitch!", all in less than a minute. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 494

You deserved it 4 611

What did you just say?

By keeks_25 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I was serving a family at the restaurant where I work. When I went to ask the little girl what she wanted, I was tongue-tied and got "cutie" and "hun" mixed up and ended up asking, "What can I get for you, cuntie?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 85 242

You deserved it 26 137

Gym bro

By kaplwv116 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my extremely in-shape boyfriend told me he hasn't had a chance to work out lately. I jokingly poked him in the belly saying he's getting chunky and winked. He burst into tears. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 066

You deserved it 41 248

Paranoid

By MaddyN - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Forest Grove

Today, I almost got fired from work because a customer complained that I "threw up gang signs" at him. I was blocking the sun from my eyes. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 042

You deserved it 3 537

By jcesom - 29/07/2009 05:53 - United States

Today, I showed by ID to get into a bar and the bouncer kept it because he said it wasn't me. It was. Apparently I've gained so much weight I am unrecognizable. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 548

You deserved it 15 944

Night time entertainment

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff

Today, I woke up next to my roommate staring in horror. She said I was singing and farting in my sleep. Loudly. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 283

You deserved it 433

That 20%

By MI3 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Oakland

Today, I had to explain to my neighbor that not all black people are lactose intolerant. His eyes still bulge out every time I eat cheese. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 900

You deserved it 2 385

JHPugh 19

Monday 26 October 2015 17:30

Why don't you contact HR so they can explain to him what he is doing is wrong.

abby1212 27

Monday 26 October 2015 17:31

How rude, some people don't seem to understand that Anorexia is a serious disease. Don't listen to him, he's a jackass obviously.

Comments

GrumpyGrinch 23

Monday 26 October 2015 23:40

He deserves to be smeared against a wall, let the HR do it. Plus even form a bully's point of view this doesn't make any sense, he is so dumb that he can't even bully properly.

trustyourfamily 7

Monday 26 October 2015 23:46

he's just projecting his own insecurities on you. not that that excuses it. what an ass

Witchylady 17

Monday 26 October 2015 23:47

What a dick!! Punch him in the face for being an insensitive stupid person. Don't listen to the moron. You are fabulous for overcoming the disease.

SPN_lover666 27

Monday 26 October 2015 23:52

Take it up with HR OP. He is harassing you which can get him fired or written up.

carolinebaryo 6

Tuesday 27 October 2015 0:04

that's awful, tell a supervisor. that's not ok at all

anarchangel_017 5

Tuesday 27 October 2015 0:10

File a complaint to HR asap

thatonetribute 31

Tuesday 27 October 2015 0:17

Go to work with a pie, slam it in his face, and snort at him. Do not tolerate this, OP.

Smelly_Ellie 16

Tuesday 27 October 2015 0:17

I am so sorry that they were so ignorant and unkind!! I am happy to see that all of the comments are showing support and advice showing there is some hope for humanity left!

9a_1z 12

Tuesday 27 October 2015 0:18

I think it's odd when people see body-image issues as primarily a female thing, I've seen men put a lot of pressure on themselves to look a certain way too - this just usually involves bulging biceps and spending hours at the gym instead.