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By missPiggy - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Norway

Today, a colleague found out that I struggled with anorexia when young. After ranting about how it's a silly 'Women's disease', he renamed me 'Miss Piggy' and made oinking noises every time I ate something. FML

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By MI3 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Oakland

Today, I had to explain to my neighbor that not all black people are lactose intolerant. His eyes still bulge out every time I eat cheese. FML

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JHPugh 19

Monday 26 October 2015 17:30

Why don't you contact HR so they can explain to him what he is doing is wrong.

abby1212 27

Monday 26 October 2015 17:31

How rude, some people don't seem to understand that Anorexia is a serious disease. Don't listen to him, he's a jackass obviously.

Comments

LetMeSleepPlease 23

Monday 26 October 2015 22:37

I'm sorry you have to deal with this disgusting excuse for a human being. It astounds me so many people think mental illnesses, especially eating disorders, are gendered. If there is a version of HR in Norway, I suggest informing them he's been harassing you. I want you to know you're really strong for surviving and getting past your eating disorder. You can handle anything, even this jackass. Good luck OP.

whatwhatwhaaat 10

Monday 26 October 2015 22:37

What an asshole. Sorry OP, you should tell your boss about it. Hopefully that will shut him up.

BubbaYoshi117 11

Monday 26 October 2015 22:41

A lot of people are saying to to HR. I agree that this needs to be taken care of, and I'm sorry that you're going through this, but I also feel HR usually should be a last step, not a first. Address him firmly but calmly and explain to him why what he's doing is unacceptable. If that doesn't work, throw him to HR.

TheLadyOpal 30

Tuesday 27 October 2015 21:38

I don't think calmly explaining to the guy that he needs to stop being a toxic piece of shit is going to help. He sounds like he knows perfectly well the harm he's causing and doesn't care.

Shade1982 20

Wednesday 28 October 2015 11:42

I think this guy stepped way too far over the line to be polite anymore...

beantownchivette 8

Monday 26 October 2015 22:51

That guy is a worthless turd. HR will absolutely have your back

smoothies14 32

Monday 26 October 2015 22:52

I know how you feel. I was struggling with those kind of issues and my dad told me to my face he didn't believe eating disorders are real.

grtfuldeadlovr 27

Monday 26 October 2015 22:54

I hope you have a hr

failedgamer01 20

Monday 26 October 2015 22:57

Do what Miss Piggy would do: kick his ass!

thatsorylan 13

Monday 26 October 2015 22:57

What an asshole

DA3Z 16

Monday 26 October 2015 23:00

As if to prove your point...

gilligan_isle 6

Monday 26 October 2015 23:28

I struggled with it when I was young too OP. Anytime he does that you should tell him what my boyfriend tells me, that you're kicking anorexia's ass. I'd also like to point out that ms. piggy is depicted as thin now in the muppets show, so his analogy is even more invalid.