Accident and Transportation: Didn't see ya there!

Didn't see ya there!

By jazojigga - 02/03/2009 01:09 - United States

Today, I borrowed a van to move some of my furniture. I wasn't used to the brakes so when I stopped at a red light, I pretty much ended up in the crosswalk. Suddenly, I heard a loud thud at the side of the van. I turned to see what idiot would walk into a van. It was a blind man. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/05/2009 06:19 - United States

Today, I was driving in my very own car that I bought and paid for myself, when I stopped at a stop light. Then I noticed the truck in front of me turn on his reverse lights. I honked desperately. He hits me, looks out the window and says, "I see no damage" and drives away. FML

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By camerashyguy - 20/09/2014 03:14 - United States - Longview

Today, while giving directions to a blind guy, I accidentally made him walk into a wall. FML

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By legotron - 30/10/2009 08:06 - United States

Today, I was hit by a car speeding through an intersection after the light had already turned red. Still partly blacked out, I crawled onto the sidewalk and I sat down. The woman rolled down her car window and yelled, "Watch where you're going!" as she drove by. FML

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Thanks, I hate it!

By pleasebackintomycaragain - 24/04/2009 02:12 - Canada

Today, as I was sitting in my car in a mall parking lot, an old couple got into their new van and backed right into me. The man got out and in broken english decided it was no big deal. He turned to leave and tried to pat my back, but smacked my ass instead. I was hit by a car, and spanked for it. FML

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Noooooooo!

By please don't back that thing up - 09/08/2013 05:00 - United States

Today, I stopped at a red light, when I noticed the car in front of me was in reverse. I honked at the driver, hoping he'd realize and place the car in drive. He thought the light turned green and immediately backed into me. FML

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Easy mistake

By NoFightResponse - 24/04/2009 03:53 - United States

Today, I parked my car on the street late at night, when I was distracted by a text message. Some guy then gets in my passenger side. Panicked, thinking I was being robbed, I bolt out of my car bruising my head and dropping my phone onto the pavement. The guy meant to get in the car behind me. FML

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You deserved it 7 143

By munchkin - 26/10/2009 06:35 - France

Today, I ran into a car. I suffered a concussion and broke my nose. I wasn't driving. I walked right into it. It was parked. FML

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You deserved it 42 494

By WTF - 27/09/2015 07:57 - Poland - Wroclaw

Today, I was driving to work and stopped at a stop light. A full 2 or 3 seconds passed, followed by a car rear-ending me. The idiot driving it got out and gave me hell, calling me a maniac because I braked "too quickly" and didn't give him a chance to react. FML

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Too late

By Anonymous - 08/06/2009 13:25 - United States

Today, I was at my friend's house. It was dark and downpouring so I couldn't see as I was backing out of his driveway. I made it out, but then my phone went off, scaring me, and I accidentally hit the gas pedal, hitting his neighbor's parked car. Turns out he called to warn me to watch out for it. FML

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By Anon - 06/06/2009 05:10 - United States

Today, I was driving behind a UPS truck. All of a sudden his back door opens up exposing some boxes ready to fall out. Like a good driver I speed up to drive beside him to tell him. He thought I was trying to cut him off so he accelerated. A box flies out and dents my windshield. FML

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Ikcor 0

Monday 2 March 2009 10:04

With all due respect to the blind guy, why didn't he detect your van with his cane, or just hear it?

arms_akimbo 0

Monday 2 March 2009 14:56

#7 How's the blind guy going to sue? Not like he took down the license plate number. HAHA. I'm going to hell for that one.

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moig_fml 0

Monday 2 March 2009 9:16

haha dude thats horrible. nothin you could do about not being used to the breaks

tencentsakiss 19

Monday 28 June 2010 15:45

1, you can not be serious. if he caused an accident "not being used to the breaks" is not an adequate excuse, nor is it here. 100% op's fault.

LordP123 0

Monday 2 March 2009 9:18

F your life? Pshh...F his life. That event sucks a lot more for him than it does for you. You might be embarrassed about it...but hey...he walked into a van.

Ikcor 0

Monday 2 March 2009 10:04

With all due respect to the blind guy, why didn't he detect your van with his cane, or just hear it?

Shadow14l 0

Wednesday 7 April 2010 11:12

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ferrettamer 6

Saturday 1 January 2011 8:54

Yes, but most blind have seeing eye dogs now.

splarf1991 0

Thursday 24 March 2011 8:32

if he was using a walking stick the stick would have gone under the van before him DA

henrylikestreats 22

Saturday 29 November 2014 8:33

Even if it went under the car, it would have still hit it before he did.

brand125 17

Wednesday 11 March 2015 23:23

32 - are YOU "****** retarted" for real? 3 brought up a valid point!

BeautyAndBrains 0

Monday 2 March 2009 10:12

Wow, that sucks. There really was nothing you could have done to avoid that, especially since you weren't used to the breaks. I hope the guy was okay. Don't beat yourself up about it...not your fault.