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By chickenmcnuggetgirl - 18/03/2013 18:10 - Ireland - Enfield

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Today, I found out my boyfriend has a chicken nugget fetish. He wants me to take a chicken nugget bath in a bikini. He seems to be dead serious. FML
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Epikouros 31

It would be more economical to put chicken nuggets inside of you rather than to bathe you in the nuggets. Just remember to douche afterwards (while he's eating the nuggets).

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b_rizo 6

that is disgusting. most disgusting is funny, yours however is creepy

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imvee5599 7

OMG O.P! There's a guy in my class who had a huge chicken thing but now it's with the show My Little Pony! So weird since he says it's hot and it turns him.Iwas wonder are there other people like him? Well,you just answered that for me :)

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KSlocum 5

That would be a Bronie. There are loads of them.... OP - that's definitely a little creepy. But at least you take his fantasies into consideration.

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d4m4s74 12

That guy isn't a brony, that guy is a freak who wants to $#@& ponies. Otherwise known as a clopper. Anyway. Why chicken or ponies? Why not both? (that guy must love Scootaloo)

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PenguinBitch 43

"Oh yeahhhh. Mmmm dump those chicken breast all over my sauce. Oh I love those nuggets..oh wait..chicken tenders from Carl's Jr!? Oh no that's too much..ohhh bite those tenders hard!!!" You have a weird boyfriend OP.

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KingDead 18

Improve! Make it a murder scene and pour ketchup all over them while you shove some down your throat. Maybe he's also into that.. If I were you, I'd have some fun with it.

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Spazz420 7

Demand gallons of sweet n sour sauce!!

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Wizardo 33

He wants you writhing around in them horse meat mcnuggets OP, grant his wish.

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chronosphere 18

give it to him or leave him.......im afraid you aint got a third choice

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rattusrattus 18

That's... not practical. Chicken nuggets are expensive.

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