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Keeping it in the family

By Anonymous - 12/10/2021 15:01 - Jordan - Amman

Today, my dad tried to hook me up with someone. It wouldn't be so bad if she wasn't my cousin. FML
I agree, your life sucks 921
You deserved it 87
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RichardPencil 30

If marrying your cousin was good enough for Einstein, it's good enough for you. How many theories of relativity have you come up with? That's what I thought. Now, go to your wedding with very few strangers.

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Plop 17

Then again, it was also good enough for Rudy Giuliani. Is OP willing to flip that coin?

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RichardPencil 30

If marrying your cousin was good enough for Einstein, it's good enough for you. How many theories of relativity have you come up with? That's what I thought. Now, go to your wedding with very few strangers.

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Then again, it was also good enough for Rudy Giuliani. Is OP willing to flip that coin?

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ILikeBigMugs 6

I was gonna ask if you were Middle Eastern and then I saw your location. Sounds about right

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