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By chickenmcnuggetgirl - 18/03/2013 18:10 - Ireland - Enfield

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Today, I found out my boyfriend has a chicken nugget fetish. He wants me to take a chicken nugget bath in a bikini. He seems to be dead serious. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Regular or dinosaur shaped? And will you use ketchup for your shampoo?

Best fantasy ever. If you do it and he comes in the room in a giant chicken costume with a bucket full of nuggets that he pours over you, I'm going to freaking loose it.

That was just specific enough to make things more awkward than they already were

Tell him to forget the chicken nuggets cause you'll give him some real breast...

I wonder if they would be eaten afterwards. So many...

I don't think so. There are way too many so called, "normal" people around for my liking. Give me eccentric any day over "normal"

I love my man in his suit. Something about the formality of it against my nakedness drives me wild.

He better be paying for all those nuggets.

Just be careful if you decide to get daring, and try using dipping sauces. That stuff can wreak havoc on certain private parts.

Chicken nuggets might be my greatest weakness, but I don't love them *that* much.