Mental health, Weird and Awkward: Dingdong

Dingdong

By Anonymous - 06/04/2009 04:14 - United States

Today, I was walking out of a Starbucks and saw someone walking out behind me. Thinking it would be the nice thing to do, I held the door open. I was holding the door for about 30 seconds before realizing I was holding the door for my own shadow. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/09/2010 00:44 - United States

Today, I attempted to be nice and hold a door open for a person in a wheelchair. He hit the button to open another door. While I pointed out that I would hold the door for him, I realized that the door I was holding open for him led down some stairs. FML

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By Wutdafuqq - 23/02/2015 20:18 - Canada - Kanata

Today, a woman yelled at me for holding a door open for her. FML

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I'm not okay

By butterbody - 23/03/2014 23:02 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to a coffee shop. As I headed over to stand in line, I tripped over my own feet. I got back up, then tripped up yet again. Everyone was staring, and I was so mortified that I went to leave. I then struggled with the door under their glares before realising it opened the other way. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/07/2019 15:01 - United States - Pomona

Today, I held the door open for someone and he said, "Thank you!" I said, "Thank you!" back. FML

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Such a gentleman

By Harry123 - 01/09/2024 12:00 - United Kingdom - Swansea

Today, I was trying to be polite by holding the door for an elderly lady in a shop. What I didn’t realise was that the doors were automatic. I ended up standing there awkwardly for a good 5 seconds, holding onto thin air, while she just smiled and walked by. A bloke behind me said, “The doors don’t need your help, mate.” FML

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Butter fingers

By flop of shame - 17/08/2019 16:00

Today, I was walking into work holding a coffee and a bunch of other things. My employee saw me and held the door. I was almost there when I dropped my coffee, tried to catch it, tripped over the curb and fell flat on my face. I heard the door close while still lying there. FML

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I'm fine, this is fine

By Harriett - 27/09/2024 06:00 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, I was out shopping with my friends when I saw my ex. I instinctively tried to hide by quickly turning around and walking into a store. It was a mirror. I walked straight into my own reflection. FML

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By Crawlinginmymemes - 02/10/2016 18:46 - United States - Danvers

Today, I accidentally shut the door on someone who was walking behind me. After he opened the door, I turned, looked him sincerely in the eye and said, "Suffering". I meant to say sorry. FML

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By Jebus - 07/06/2009 20:46 - United States

Today, I walked to Starbucks. On the way a homeless guy asked me for change and I lied and said I had no money. On my way back, Strawberry Frappuccino in hand, the same guy recognized me. He followed me for 3 blocks, swearing and yelling at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/06/2013 04:56 - United States - Houston

Today, I used a public restroom. I saw my sister's shoes walk into the stall next to me, so I gave her a little nudge with my foot. We then nudged each other until I walked out and saw a homeless man with the same shoes as my sister. He then tried to hold my hand. FML

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Monday 6 April 2009 12:16

At least you were trying to be nice. The world could use a few less jackasses.

suadelaaa 0

Monday 6 April 2009 12:06

30 seconds? Hahahahhaa loser.

Comments

baffledking042 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 1:57

I've done the same... while stoned.

krystlex3 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 3:00

hahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahhahaha

Baby_girl04 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 3:41

HAHAHAHAHAHA you smart$$$

waffles_128 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 4:01

hahahahahhaha this is so something i would do maybe you had a moment, but at least you're putting out good karma! :) and hahaahhahahah to #92

annabobana 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 4:24

hahaha

Lovebug_Campbell 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 6:04

Who are you, Peter Pan?!

nodbor 11

Tuesday 7 April 2009 7:09

you should hookup with the guy that thought a garbage can was a kid

Unknown_____99 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 7:13

HAHA. awe, that's cute. :p

YouDontSeeMe 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 10:05

I was in one of those mirror mazes and I waved at myself and then ran into myself because I thought I was another person. Shadows and reflections are deceiving bitches. But you gotta learn to laugh at yourself.