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By Anonymous - 06/04/2009 04:14 - United States

Today, I was walking out of a Starbucks and saw someone walking out behind me. Thinking it would be the nice thing to do, I held the door open. I was holding the door for about 30 seconds before realizing I was holding the door for my own shadow. FML
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By I hate myself - 02/03/2025 22:00 - United States

Today, I walked into a café for the first time, and as I opened the door, I slammed it into the face of a poor barista. Embarrassed, I tried to apologize while holding the door open for a woman behind me, only to have my hand slip and the door crash into her as well. I then stood there, frozen, as both of them just stared at me as I apologized with, "I swear I'm not a moron." FML
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FPsLife 5

At least you were trying to be nice. The world could use a few less jackasses.

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hairt 4

OP: HAHAHA I loled reading this #1 and your pic cracked me up even more :P

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digapygmy 0

What? How do you even do that?

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FPsLife 5

At least you were trying to be nice. The world could use a few less jackasses.

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tsktsktsk 0

HAHAHAH I don't understand how this is an FML but it's still funny. and I agree with #4.

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YouGotPwnd 0

Loool, it took you actually 30 seconds before you find out it was your shadow? Still sucks though

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killersteve 0

This FML sucks and holds no weight. FYL for wasting my time

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wowfmlife 0

The only reason this is an FML is because you're stupid.

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