Miscellaneous: Today, is my 21st birthday. I get home after my night out and...

By scarletdurose88 - 19/04/2009 21:47 - United States

Today, is my 21st birthday. I get home after my night out and walk into the garage to see a 2002 Red Corvette convertible. I run up to the car thinking its a gift and there's a note: "Dani this is not your birthday present. Quit drooling on my car. -Dad" Thanks Dad. FML

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By thanks - 02/05/2014 18:20 - United States - San Francisco

Today, it's my 21st birthday. I got a call from my deadbeat dad, who I thought had finally mellowed and had something nice to say. Nope; he just told me I'm 21 years a disappointment, then hung up. FML

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By er1133 - 11/03/2010 12:04 - Canada

Today, I walk out of my apartment to find that my car is decorated with explicit drawings and "Happy 21st birthday" stuff written all over it. To top it off, my vehicle is completely wrapped in plastic wrap. I'm 22 and my birthday is in December. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2012 04:57 - United States - Paducah

Today, it was my 16th birthday. My surprise was a new car, that is now in the side of the garage because my mom lost control while driving it around front. FML

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By crashednowcrushed - 26/04/2009 00:44 - United States

Today, was my 16th birthday and I was supposed to be surprised with a new car. I have overheard my parents talking about bringing it home tonight while I was at a friend's house. We snuck back to my house to see them bring my car home. All I saw was my Dad crash my new car into a street lamp. FML

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By as-salamu alaykum, motherfucker - 05/04/2014 22:04 - United Kingdom - Birkenhead

Today, I was having my birthday party. My dad showed up late, blind drunk, and drove his car straight through my garage door. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/08/2009 13:06 - United States

Today, my Dad sent me an e-mail wishing me a "Happy 21st Birthday, sweetheart!" The message went on and on about how much he loves and misses me and wishes we were closer, and can't believe how fast I'm growing up. I'm 23 and my birthday is in December. FML

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By VedaLynn - 03/12/2012 23:01 - United States

Today, it's my 21st birthday and my dad has decided to take away my ID in fear that if I have even one drink to celebrate I'll become a raging alcoholic. FML

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By Happy Birthday - 10/07/2018 15:00

Today, my Dad gave me my birthday card. The envelope was blank, as was the card, and the £0.25 price tag was still on. He was fully aware of all these things, but handed it to me and said, "By the way, I didn't write anything." Happy birthday to me. FML

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By Username - 02/10/2019 14:00

Today, it's my birthday and my mom took me and some friends to an amusement park. Looking for a tampon, I found a phone in my mom's purse that I didn't recognize. Turns out my mom is cheating on my dad. Happy birthday to me, I guess. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/10/2010 02:00 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. My dad was supposed to take me to get a tattoo, but instead he went to the bar, got drunk, and told me how I was the biggest mistake he and my mom have ever made. FML

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Serial 2

Monday 20 April 2009 2:45

psh, take it for a spin anyway

kellster 2

Monday 20 April 2009 2:50

Why would they give you such an expensive car??? Buy your own car, you're an adult!

Comments

You_cry_I_laugh 0

Monday 20 April 2009 2:42

Wow, what a jerk. He could've at least made a nicer note. :l Oh, and first. :)

Rwstudent1 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 21:16

LMAO!!!!

redheadregect 0

Monday 19 July 2010 22:32

dad wins

purplegee 2

Wednesday 21 July 2010 19:15

seriously your dads awesome! I would've cracked up if my dad did that too me.

benny2465 0

Friday 6 August 2010 2:11

haha ydi for expecting yourvparents to buy you everything

MrCatman1125 2

Tuesday 11 December 2012 4:32

He didn't expect everything, he just thought he got a car.

Kamon97 23

Friday 18 October 2013 15:42

The 2002 corvettes burn oil anyway so don't worry about it too much OP :p

WIDRR 0

Monday 20 April 2009 2:42

HAHAHAHAHAHA

daniisme 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 9:02

OPs awesome. her names dani. GO OP

MrsDruidess 23

Sunday 6 April 2014 9:56

hahahaha that's what you get for being a freeloader, now move out your 21 freaking years old!

clemagh 7

Monday 16 May 2016 4:49

I agree

skitz 0

Monday 20 April 2009 2:44

hahaha, this is great!

Serial 2

Monday 20 April 2009 2:45

psh, take it for a spin anyway

NavyNuke 0

Monday 20 April 2009 2:45

You're 21; buy one yourself; but, anyways, that would make me mad too just because I would be hyped up at first.

Harpy20 24

Wednesday 4 July 2012 5:37

Yeah because every 21 year old starts off with a loaded bank account and can buy a corvette for themselves...

cecilk 29

Wednesday 14 August 2013 4:20

Well, who says it has to be a new one. Old Corvettes from the 80s and 90s look quite cool and are a lot more affordable. My first car was 15 years old and it was easily affordable after one summer job. And despite its age and lots of km it was in a real good shape. Ok, it was Japanese, I picked it for quality and not for coolness. Also repairs were a lot cheaper as I got the replacements from scrapyards, and they brought me closer to my Dad since he usually helped me doing the repairs. What's better for father-daughter-bonding than repairing a car?