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Dirty old man

By kat124ever - 07/01/2013 08:35 - United States - Apo

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm too "high maintenance". And that's because I ask him to use condoms when we have sex, and I refuse to invite my friends over for threesomes. I don't know why I'm not actually glad we are broken up. FML

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You deserved it 5 987

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By Skyhopee - 24/12/2012 19:42 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because I'm too "high maintenance" during the holidays. Not to worry, though; he's willing give me another chance sometime after Valentine's day. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/01/2011 09:25 - Monaco

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm "high maintenance." I'd only asked him to use deodorant and brush his teeth. He hasn't had a shower in over a week. FML

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By Jacklynn - 30/11/2023 10:00

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I don’t have a life outside of him. I don’t have any friends other than him, nor do I have any hobbies or interests; he’s the centre of my world. Apparently this makes me too available, needy, and codependent. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/09/2014 16:06 - Belgium - Poperinge

Today, my boyfriend broke things off, because he says I have a "horrible, horrible personality" and that I'm only really fuck-buddy material, which is a problem because he wants something long-term. We've been dating for three years. FML

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By Games - 20/07/2021 01:59

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said it was because his online gaming friends don't like it when I ask him to spend time with me. FML

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By pchemist - 22/02/2009 00:13 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said I was way too good at sex so I must have lied about not having much experience, and he "wouldn't be with someone who is hiding something." WTF? FML

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By Anonymous - 05/08/2015 06:13 - United States - Brookfield

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wasn't feeling our two-month relationship was up to par with his parents' 30-year marriage, and, furthermore, I wasn't similar enough to his mother. FML

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By sober - 10/07/2012 03:40 - United States - Hillsborough

Today, I told my boyfriend that I was going to stop drinking, since I have been having some problems with alcohol and some of my relatives are alcoholics. He later broke up with me, saying he couldn't be with someone who "chose to be boring." FML

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By Anonymous - 15/04/2013 16:02 - Norway - Trondheim

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He wants us to stay friends, though, so he can continue to use my coffee maker. FML

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You deserved it 4 720

By Anonymous - 29/04/2011 12:53 - New Zealand

Today, my boyfriend of nearly two years broke up with me because he's sick of me being annoyed at him. Why am I annoyed at him? Because he wants to go and spend a week with his ex. FML

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You deserved it 5 310

chelseaaababyyy 17

Monday 7 January 2013 12:07

If he thinks wanting to use condoms is high maintenance, I'd love to see how he feels about the babies that will result with not using them.

perdix 29

Monday 7 January 2013 12:12

When he asked for a threesome, you should have invited one of your male friends over. That'd shut him up, one way or the other.

Comments

aka_Specs 7

Monday 7 January 2013 14:30

Wow, what a dick. You'd figure that using condoms would be considered a good idea

Vidimus 13

Monday 7 January 2013 14:31

You're so much better off, OP. Seriously. If that's how he pegs "high maintenance," then he's got problems.

shaagy2760 13

Monday 7 January 2013 14:36

You asked him to wear a condom OMG :O HOW COULD YOU

bigdipper33 7

Monday 7 January 2013 14:51

wow just wow

cuponoodles34 10

Monday 7 January 2013 15:11

your better off, you wouldn't want to catch anything from someone who's so dumb.

diving_fml 30

Monday 7 January 2013 15:13

like a baby...

flyinghigh420 2

Monday 7 January 2013 15:18

Breaking ups hard to do! Even if its with a jerk. Once the initial shock wears off you will be happy, atleast you aren't stuck with him!

radiocaf 29

Monday 7 January 2013 15:24

And this is why generations are getting worse. More and more douches are having kids who are turning out just like your boyfriend. You're better off without him OP.

BobbieH 19

Monday 7 January 2013 15:35

Prude!! No really you should be happy you're not in a relationship with someone who doesn't respect you. However when a relationship ends that you were emotionally invested in, it hurts regardless that it wasn't a good relationship. You'll find a guy who is more in line with your comfort level and with safe sex.