Dirty old man

By kat124ever - 07/01/2013 08:35 - United States - Apo

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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm too "high maintenance". And that's because I ask him to use condoms when we have sex, and I refuse to invite my friends over for threesomes. I don't know why I'm not actually glad we are broken up. FML
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chelseaaababyyy 17

If he thinks wanting to use condoms is high maintenance, I'd love to see how he feels about the babies that will result with not using them.

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perdix 29

When he asked for a threesome, you should have invited one of your male friends over. That'd shut him up, one way or the other.

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RezaDupont 3

Good riddance--u need to choose better next time. Or it'll be your fault if you have similar behaving men.

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dayday1095 3

yup i know what it feels like your better off without him

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chinagirl3343 8

Why were you in a relationship with a guy like that... Let alone sleeping with him. Ew. You should've dumped him!

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TheyCallMeDamien 17

It simply sucks to be dumped so you feel bad but realize you didn't lose someone that respected you.

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WcED 8

Well....Should've had a threesome.

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Satoaoi 13

that's ok by the next time you see him he will probably already have gotten herpes or some type of std. they always do. and you will be glad ended it Cuz You will still have a clean Bill of health

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Namenlos_fml 20

Your missing him is all brain chemistry. You know better. Remember that.

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ultra_notorious 26

should have gone on birth control to please him better!

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