Dirty old man

By kat124ever - 07/01/2013 08:35 - United States - Apo

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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm too "high maintenance". And that's because I ask him to use condoms when we have sex, and I refuse to invite my friends over for threesomes. I don't know why I'm not actually glad we are broken up. FML
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chelseaaababyyy 17

If he thinks wanting to use condoms is high maintenance, I'd love to see how he feels about the babies that will result with not using them.

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perdix 29

When he asked for a threesome, you should have invited one of your male friends over. That'd shut him up, one way or the other.

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dieselwrench4 4

be glad you aren't sitting there pregnant with his child and an STD... see the bright side ...

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RAULFML6_6 10

you should start dating better people and not **** faces

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skyeyez9 24

I guess he is one of those who whine that "I can't feel anything" when he wears a condom. Should have asked him if he would like to feel his paycheck being sucked dry for the next 18 years if he got you pregnant.

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Luckybananaz 4

I guess he's into your girlfriend also

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Luckybananaz 4

Where I'm from its hard to find employees n when I do I get the king of all lazy

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stargirl_95 24

You deserve better than that asshat. Don't worry OP, you'll have the last laugh when that idiot ends up with an STD or a baby.

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Obey_StudBoii 23

Good he sounds needy and In control. You deserve better.

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looney_mc 4

What wrong with you that could have been the beat future father in the world.

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