Hair and Love: Discrimination

Discrimination

By joe - 02/01/2009 11:09 - France

Today, the only man who has ever fallen in love with me is bald. FML

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You deserved it 37 973

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2021 01:59 - South Africa - Cape Town

Today, I found that the only two people I've ever been in love with fell in love with one another. FML

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By hopeless - 07/10/2016 20:28 - United States - Annandale On Hudson

Today, I confessed my feelings to the only man I've ever loved. He asked me for dating advice. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 368

You deserved it 814

By Noname - 31/12/2008 18:03 - France

Today, the incredibly handsome, talented, hilarious, and intelligent man that I've fallen head over heels like no other for is gay. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 705

You deserved it 4 434

By Blazouta - 11/11/2008 08:32 - France

Today, I'm 20 and I'm going bald. FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 070

You deserved it 4 573

By poisonhand - 14/01/2009 15:32 - United States

Today, a co-worker asked me if I had a comb he could borrow. I'm bald. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 763

You deserved it 2 804

By Baldy - 03/04/2011 09:16 - New Zealand

Today, my wife told me that she was leaving me for someone with more hair. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 606

You deserved it 4 765

By lovedoesnotexist - 24/09/2015 11:52 - Belgium

Today, my long-term girlfriend broke up with me because my hair "falls out" and I "will definitely be bald soon", even though it's not that bad. The same girl who I supported through her chemotherapy and gave her promises that I would stay with her no matter how she looked. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 539

You deserved it 1 982

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By hannieannie - 12/07/2020 02:02

Today, I had my hair done for the first time in 3 years. I loved it. My boyfriend told me I look like his ex. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 533

You deserved it 191

By Anonymous - 30/06/2013 10:58 - United States - Ellicott City

Today, my crush kissed me for the first time. However, my hair was falling into my face and getting in the way. No problem, I wear a wig so without thinking, I simply removed it. I don't think he'll kiss me again anytime soon. FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 655

You deserved it 20 167

By Faxshadow - 07/01/2009 17:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell in love with a girl who used to love me. She doesn't anymore. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 649

You deserved it 19 449

Tenma_Hakase 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 4:39

You're very shallow. You don't deserve him honestly

unicorn_fml 0

Monday 9 March 2009 16:01

you don't deserve even him.

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Listen2Music 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 2:15

y dont u just suck up what ever pride u have and just go for the only person to fall in love with u??

intensify 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 20:36

Get over yourself; most men experience some sort of balding as they age it's just something we women have to get over.

SCHDRK69 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 17:29

my fiance is bald and he makes me happy. You suck!

naku_fml 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 22:54

maybe ur too shallow

McButterpants 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 19:53

You're obviously fat.. Had to say it.

Rach_star 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 17:37

Hahahahahahahaha

jsmith1199 0

Friday 3 April 2009 0:49

The comments should have just stopped after #1 cause that said it all

LordInnocent 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 2:25

I wonder WHY he's the only guy to ever fall in love with you, with that attitude...

dreamofme 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 20:55

Why're you so judgmental towards him? I feel sorry for him, and think he's been misled into falling in love with you.

mubaki 18

Tuesday 14 April 2009 18:12

better a smooth scalp than, say, a scalp covered in zits

blacklite69 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 7:30

...So?

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