Hair and Love: Discrimination

Discrimination

By joe - 02/01/2009 11:09 - France

Today, the only man who has ever fallen in love with me is bald. FML

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You deserved it 37 973

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By Noname - 31/12/2008 18:03 - France

Today, the incredibly handsome, talented, hilarious, and intelligent man that I've fallen head over heels like no other for is gay. FML

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By Blazouta - 11/11/2008 08:32 - France

Today, I'm 20 and I'm going bald. FML

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By poisonhand - 14/01/2009 15:32 - United States

Today, a co-worker asked me if I had a comb he could borrow. I'm bald. FML

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By Baldy - 03/04/2011 09:16 - New Zealand

Today, my wife told me that she was leaving me for someone with more hair. FML

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By lovedoesnotexist - 24/09/2015 11:52 - Belgium

Today, my long-term girlfriend broke up with me because my hair "falls out" and I "will definitely be bald soon", even though it's not that bad. The same girl who I supported through her chemotherapy and gave her promises that I would stay with her no matter how she looked. FML

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By hannieannie - 12/07/2020 02:02

Today, I had my hair done for the first time in 3 years. I loved it. My boyfriend told me I look like his ex. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 533

You deserved it 191

By Anonymous - 30/06/2013 10:58 - United States - Ellicott City

Today, my crush kissed me for the first time. However, my hair was falling into my face and getting in the way. No problem, I wear a wig so without thinking, I simply removed it. I don't think he'll kiss me again anytime soon. FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 655

You deserved it 20 167

By Faxshadow - 07/01/2009 17:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell in love with a girl who used to love me. She doesn't anymore. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 649

You deserved it 19 449

Tenma_Hakase 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 4:39

You're very shallow. You don't deserve him honestly

unicorn_fml 0

Monday 9 March 2009 16:01

you don't deserve even him.

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XxCoolPersonxX 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 6:59

who gives a shit? I'm sorry but it's love tell them to grow hair or buy a wig or something

IceCreamMage 17

Wednesday 9 September 2009 6:04

Him being bald means what? Get over it. He loves you so shut up and accept it. Greedy bitch.

mysticold13 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 22:19

So what? My boyfriend's bald. I think it's great.

jyn_fml 0

Thursday 10 September 2009 5:06

I wonder if anyone noticed OP's name is 'joe' .. maybe OP is a guy and the person in love with 'him' is a bald woman xD

jyn_fml 0

Thursday 10 September 2009 5:09

oh nvm my bad xD forget what I just said

iftheglovefits 0

Tuesday 28 December 2010 11:19

I know girls who's names are Joe

ashleynonymous 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 7:34

beggers can't be choosers

Six_and_the_Moon 3

Sunday 25 October 2009 5:30

... and ... ?

gutless86 0

Thursday 12 November 2009 15:10

but bald men are sooo damn sexyyy!!!

CitizenSnipz 0

Monday 25 January 2010 21:01

So?

Compass 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 20:04

YDI for being a judgemental bitch. You're supposed to like people for who they are, not what they look like.

Compass 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 20:07

Wait, OP doesn't deserve this. She doesn't deserve love. **** her life for being shallow.

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