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By toomuch - 22/11/2011 09:36 - Australia

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Today, I went to my doctor. I casually asked him why I keep getting headaches after I masturbate. He said it probably was a sign from God. FML
I agree, your life sucks 40 415
You deserved it 12 892

Same thing different taste

Top comments

RedPillSucks 31

You're doing it wrong. You should be getting head, not getting a headache.

Screw you doc! ************ is safe sex with someone I love very much.

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Find a new doctor. This one has no business practicing medicine.

perdix 29

You mean I'm not good enough for you, Grandma! *runs off crying*

This is hilarious. I'm dying if laughter in my office. I'm sorry. ************ is safe and you should drink more fluids and um might want to invest in a toy of sorts... Maybe your wearing yourself out.... remember the brain is where the sensations originate and cause the orgasmic bliss. Yes it's the organ where you stimulate but the brain that is rushing with feelings and sensations.... So in other words must be some really good masterbating..., lol

perdix 29

You probably have the noose too tight. Forget the asphyxiation shit and just stick with the good old-fashioned rub-and-tug.

Or maybe that doctor could keep his religion out of the workplace.

I had the same problem a few months back. Seconds after climax, I felt as if both sides of my temples were struck by lightning. Doctors were unable to figure out the cause and advised me to just take pain medicine 30 minutes prior to "activity". Apparently it's more common in some males. Things only got better once I stopped drinking caffeine (which I thought would do the opposite effect) and increased my exercise route by an extra day. Oh and of corse drinking plenty of water...... Or it just might be "god", hahaha, yeah right!!!!

I'm pretty sure the doctor was joking when he said it was a sign from God. You don't actually know for sure what his religious beliefs are.