Intimacy: Dodged a bullet

Dodged a bullet

By Anonymous - 18/11/2011 23:36 - United States

Today, my now ex-boyfriend called me over for an "important chat". This chat consisted of him not only insisting that we have sex whenever he feels like it, but demanding that I take birth control pills, because making him wear a condom is "sexist and degrading." FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 30/06/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend throwing my birth control box at me and shouting that I was a slut for cheating on him since we never had sex. I attempted to explain the birth control was for a condition I have that causes my period to be non-existent. He didn't believe me. FML

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By what the fuck - 07/06/2013 21:20 - United Kingdom - Northolt

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to get intimate for the first time. He said he didn't want to use a condom, and that I should just give him one of my birth control pills instead, "so we can still be just as safe". What the hell? FML

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Strong incel vibes

By anotherdayfml - 04/03/2020 21:00

Today, I told a guy that I was on birth control. He decided that it would be best for us not to continue speaking with each other. I never would've thought taking care of myself would be a deal breaker. FML

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By aww, such a nice guy. NOT - 25/05/2014 17:46 - United States - Dodge City

Today, the previously charming guy I've been seeing for the past two weeks tried to introduce a weekly sex quota into our relationship. FML

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Effective

By zstarr - 14/07/2012 11:15 - United States - Rome

Today, I realized my boyfriend uses sex as a way to get me to stop talking. FML

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By painedandpissed - 10/08/2014 16:42 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I called my boyfriend and invited him over to watch a movie. He was all for it, until I mentioned I was on my period, at which point he said "NOPE." and hung up on me. FML

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Red flag

By safety first - 08/10/2023 22:00

Today, my boyfriend told me that having my own condoms is unattractive, emasculating, and a turn off. According to him it's the man’s responsibility to provide the protection, and the fact that I have my own means I must have been very promiscuous if I needed to have them on hand. I’m allergic to the pill. FML

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By d - 26/03/2010 07:31 - United States

Today, when I was trying to break up with my boyfriend, I told him how I needed space and time to think. His response was, "Ok, we're out of condoms anyway." FML

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By honey, no boo-boo - 12/11/2014 17:55 - United States

Today, my boyfriend threatened to break up with me if I don't satisfy his "needs." By "needs", he means me wearing a diaper during foreplay. FML

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Cheapskate

By Anonymous - 02/09/2013 17:03 - United States - Gladewater

Today, my boyfriend admitted to me that the reason he won't have sex with me is because "Condoms are too expensive." FML

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Astroman129 7

Saturday 19 November 2011 5:55

Isn't that technically sexual harassment? Regardless, tell him you're not his sex toy. Hope things get better

krysxkatastrophe 14

Saturday 19 November 2011 6:00

Because you know, birth control also protects against STDs.

Comments

mdmenchaca 5

Saturday 19 November 2011 21:32

What does OP Mean???

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Saturday 19 November 2011 22:43

OP means Original Poster, aka the person who submitted the FML. OP, I'm glad you say now ex-boyfriend. He deserved to be dumped. He sounds like a total control freak who only wants one thing. He has the easy part, the least he can do is wear a condom instead of expecting you to take care of it all. I'd laugh if you listened and gave him an STD, though it would also suck since, obviously, you had an STD.

xXRiah_GirlXx 9

Saturday 19 November 2011 21:43

FYL for having dated that moron -_-

lauralavenderbab 0

Saturday 19 November 2011 21:56

Well condoms are also used to stop STDs and sti and by the way he was talking to you he doesn't treat women well and probably has aids

bayboo_kraziee 0

Sunday 20 November 2011 0:42

Report to the cops for sexual harassment! He's your EX. He doesn't have any control over you well unless you have feelings for him.

iBiteRoses 22

Sunday 20 November 2011 1:27

What she meant by "now-ex boyfriend" is that she dumped him over that "important talk," not that he was her ex when he said that.

contedefees 11

Sunday 20 November 2011 2:34

Good for you OP! I don't understand how he thought he could even demand stuff like that, but good for you for showing him he's a moron and dumping him. No one has the right to demand sex... unless you're paying for it, and even then, come on, be polite.