Dodgy

By jsw029 - 26/02/2009 04:51 - United States

Spicy
Today, I met a guy at a bar and we went back to my room. We start having sex and, about 30 seconds in, he stops and says it's not right - he likes me too much for a one night stand. He gives me his number, a kiss on the cheek, and leaves. It turns out that he'd already came. I called his phone - wrong number. FML
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gabby1995pena 4

She probably got pregnant.

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dustyrose04 6

your username. you're *

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nollid7 5

Meeting at a bar for drinks, $30, buying a 3 pack of 12 condoms, $8, figuring he didn't use one and getting your dumbA** pregnant, PRICELESS!!!!!!!!!

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anniemall 6

Ha I completely agree... 90% of the people calling her a ***** can't pick up at the bar and say they don't believe in casual sex or saving it for that 'special someone' as an excuse

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SystemofaBlink41 27

9- your username is so ironic...

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polishperson5253 5

Sh*t, that was supposed to go to the post below this.

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