Dodgy

By jsw029 - 26/02/2009 04:51 - United States

Spicy
Today, I met a guy at a bar and we went back to my room. We start having sex and, about 30 seconds in, he stops and says it's not right - he likes me too much for a one night stand. He gives me his number, a kiss on the cheek, and leaves. It turns out that he'd already came. I called his phone - wrong number. FML
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gabby1995pena 4

She probably got pregnant.

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Rayn4u_fml 0

How'd you find out he'd already come? Did he leave the used condom on your nightstand next to the fake phone number?

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gabby1995pena 4

She probably got pregnant.

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Rackergen 0

#9 is right. I guess you deserve it that way.

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inkstains 0

Pssh, you didn't deserve it at all. What a jackass.

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holynemesis1208 3

aren't you glad he gave you a wrong number? if you only was lasting not even a min. what fun would that have been for you later. unless your into that kinda thing.

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avery_botts 3

Dumbass. She wants his number because he could have gotten her pregnant and she can never find him now.

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camis 0

F*** your life because of this? Why exactly?

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Lick_yer_face 0

Why are people assuming you didn't use a condom? He could have quite easily have took it off himself and not made it obvious... Anyway, I both think the guy is pathetic whilst at the same time think he's a bit of a God. I recall an earlier FML about a guy who came really prematurely and the girl just laughed and left... so in way he shifted the FML post from him to you. :-P

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nottelling 0

What do you expect, meeting a guy at a bar? Just sayin..

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