Intimacy: Dodgy

Dodgy

By jsw029 - 26/02/2009 04:51 - United States

Today, I met a guy at a bar and we went back to my room. We start having sex and, about 30 seconds in, he stops and says it's not right - he likes me too much for a one night stand. He gives me his number, a kiss on the cheek, and leaves. It turns out that he'd already came. I called his phone - wrong number. FML

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By Chelsea - 02/04/2012 17:31 - United States

Today, I met a really attractive guy outside of a club. We came back to my apartment and had sex. Afterward, we both fell asleep. I woke up and found 20 dollars on my nightstand that wasn't there before. He thought I was a prostitute, and apparently a cheap one. FML

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By whereismyprince? - 18/12/2013 17:01 - Canada - Sherwood Park

Today, I met a great guy at the bar, and we went back to my place. He left before I woke up, leaving a badly-scrawled note saying, "Gone to work, call me!" I couldn't make out the number. FML

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No. Just… No.

By none - 22/08/2013 04:27 - United States - San Antonio

Today, I had sex. The guy texted me an hour later, saying, "That was awkward. Let's not do that again." FML

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Caught

By Anonanon - 12/07/2011 17:10 - United Kingdom

Today, I finally had sex with the guy I've been flirting with for months. Immediately after, he gave me the "let's just be friends" speech then left for work, accidentally locking me in his apartment. I had to call his ex-girlfriend to come let me out. She smirked. FML

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By izoliv - 22/11/2008 08:17 - France

Today, after a tremendously hot night with a guy I met the night before, I ask him his phone number. To which he replied: "What for?" FML

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By ThankYou! - 22/12/2015 05:50 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I went to meet a guy that i had already started to be involved with at a bar. We laughed, kissed and had a great time, until he admitted he was just doing all of this to make his ex-girlfriend jealous. Guess who was waiting for me outside. FML

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Booze confused

By piliseep - 07/06/2017 16:00

Today, I realized that I accidentally said my phone number wrong when I was giving it to a really smart, cute guy with all the same interests as me that I met at a bar last night. I'd had a few drinks and had gotten the middle three digits mixed up. FML

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By milkybear - 15/06/2010 07:11 - United States

Today, I went to a party where I met an amazing guy. After having great conversation all night and what I thought was a serious connection, I leaned in to kiss him. He screamed, forcefully pushed my face away with his hand, and said he was gay. FML

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By so_screwed - 25/09/2013 06:59 - United States - Salinas

Today, my one-night stand decided he wanted to meet my parents. FML

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By TheOtherWoman - 20/07/2009 07:10 - United States

Today, the guy I've been sleeping with for the last three weeks got really drunk. I drove him home from the party and took care of him. At 2am he asked for the phone. When I asked what for, he said he wanted to drunk dial his girlfriend. FML

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You deserved it 12 794

Vincere_fml 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 12:17

That guy's pathetic... unbelievable

gabby1995pena 4

Saturday 12 November 2011 23:04

She probably got pregnant.

Comments

purple_love 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 1:08

Yeah sorry to hear that...but you shouldn't have one night stands. If you don't know that by now then well sorry. They leave you in situations like this one.

Uradyke15 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 7:59

This guy is the king. What an awesome move. After all, slutty girls get sleazy guys.

Uradyke15 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 8:12

And for those who say that its such a double standard calling her a ****, get real. A slutty chick just got hustled by a player. Thats all. And there is no double standard, because girls talk tons of shit about guys who **** other girls without any intentions of commitment. "All guys care about is sex" they say. Well when you're young and not ready to settle down, yeah!! Welcome to reality. Women's desire for total commitment is just as legitimate as guys desire to ****, without it. Seriously, any girl who is THAT poor a judge of character, that they **** a guy from a bar THAT NIGHT, and get played like that, i have no sympathy for. Quit your whining.