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Don't bother

By NoticeTheLackOfNumbers - 12/08/2009 22:43 - United States

Today, I was at the store when I saw that a cart in the checkout line next to me was starting to roll away and the owner hadn't noticed. I tried to help by reaching out to stop the cart from moving, but when the owner saw me with the cart, she began to hit me for trying to steal her purse. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/08/2024 06:00 - United States

Today, I was grocery shopping when I left my cart to grab an item. I returned, and started pushing the cart again. Halfway through the store, a furious lady confronted me, demanding her cart back. I had to walk back in shame to find my own actual cart, which was now nowhere to be found. FML

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Help!

By clip_kate - 01/07/2016 02:36

Today, I went to the store, but after I'd selected my items, I saw that I'd forgotten my wallet. When I tried to explain to the cashier, he thought that I was trying to steal and called the cops. My roommate had to come to the store to save me. FML

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Stars of CCTV

By Stfu lil brat smh - 26/03/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, while I was shopping, I spotted a lady who had the last of an item I wanted in her cart. She went off to the dressing room, so seeing my opportunity, I went and grabbed it from her cart, and put it in mine. I hadn't noticed her bratty-ass daughter next to the cart, who then yelled, “I saw that! Mommy! Some lady's stealing from your cart!” FML

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Help!

By LGFLIPSTER - 31/08/2009 03:32 - Canada

Today, I was strolling past an old women when from behind me she called, "Can you help me get the rest of the groceries out of the car?" I approached the car, and helped her unload bags. She began hitting me, screaming, "SOMEONE IS STEALING MY THINGS". She was actually asking her son in the car. FML

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By Retailhell - 22/12/2014 06:25 - United States

Today, since it's company policy, I had to go to the back of my small store to retrieve an item for a customer, even though I was working by myself. I came back to find that since she couldn't get into the cash register, she found and stole my purse instead. FML

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Weird old lady of the day

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Swindon

Today, I was at the supermarket when an elderly lady asked if I'd grab some coffee for her from a high shelf. The moment I took my hands off my almost-full shopping cart, she made off with it. I ended up getting thrown out by security after she claimed I was trying to steal it from her. FML

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By WesJaz - 08/01/2010 16:35 - United States

Today, I was working as a cashier and a woman brought up a suitcase. As I was ringing her up I checked inside like I'm supposed to and I very jokingly say, "Look at all the stuff you're stealing." She laughed nervously then hit me in the head with her heavy purse before running out of the store. FML

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By what_the_hell - 20/06/2013 08:35 - Finland - Helsinki

Today, while bagging my groceries at a store, a lady came over to me, took a good look at the food I'd bought, picked out an item and put it in her bag. When I confronted her, she called security on me and told them I wanted to steal her stuff. I got thrown out and she walked away with a smirk. FML

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By PainStressLife - 11/11/2013 05:17 - United States - Dublin

Today, I went to an over-crowded grocery store. As I reached the front of a long line, I noticed that a cart had been abandoned in everybody's way. Trying to be helpful, I moved it to the side. An enormous woman then shoved me and yelled at me for "pushing her property around." FML

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Oi! Get back here!

By magicman - 26/04/2011 04:45 - Canada

Today, while buying groceries, I noticed that the lady in front of me had left a box behind. I grabbed the box and ran out the door after her. After turning around to find three employees chasing me, I noticed I had just stolen the donation box. FML

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Alanna_Vicious 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 3:47

No good deed goes unpunished.

danielrp34 7

Thursday 13 August 2009 3:49

Punch that bitch in her ***** mouth. No wait, thats how I got my restraining order......

Comments

lmao212 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 4:04

that sucks

justmyluck1212 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 4:19

hit? like slap ur arm a few times? b/c that produces an amazing visual

Burv 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 4:25

piss on her. go back and wait for her to show up. put on a mask and piss all over her, then break her hip and tell her you didn't like her face.

cucumberfabulous 7

Thursday 13 August 2009 8:55

I don't really understand that..... but I say yea do it!!!

Hahawowurlifesux 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 4:39

Goodness lady!!! She was just trying to be a nice person and HELP YOU, but i guess next time, when a shopping cart's coming right at you she wont be there for ya, will she?? OP- that totally sucks. Seems like she was just a little too overprotective of her purse... And is too stupid to see that her cart was rolling away and that you were trying to stop it BEFORE it rolled into some poor innocent customer

BadOwner 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 4:42

... Cant think of anything funny or moral-ish to say. Can someone think of one?

TotallyAwesome 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 4:47

Don't ever help people in this world, no one expects anyone to just do a good deed.

mr_weezydawg13 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 4:47

Damn man you shoulda seriously ****** her up!!! rofl! Did people stare? That would b such a great sight To see!!

Qender 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 4:52

Well, if you're the vengeful type. Assault is a crime! you could have called the police and had her arrested. The store's security camera tape hopefully captured the incident, and that would be all you would need.