Poopoo peepee and Animals: Don't call the cops

Don't call the cops

By Elizabeth - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went on a walk. I like to crush acorns as I go. One nut was actually a piece of dog poop. FML

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By BaliTheDog - 24/03/2013 23:01 - France

Today, I was walking my dog when he stopped in the middle of the street and took a dump. I looked around furtively but saw nobody, so I just kept walking. I stepped in it on the way back home. FML

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Fresh air

By Ceecee - 22/03/2023 04:00 - United States

Today, I took my dog for a walk in the park. I was enjoying the fresh air until my dog spotted a squirrel and took off running. I ended up getting dragged through the mud and had to walk home covered in dirt and scratches. FML

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By lbg2msf - 06/11/2013 18:08 - United States - Biloxi

Today, I walked under a tree and heard birds chirping from above. I stopped and looked up, only to catch a face full of bird shit. FML

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Handful

By Mary - 19/10/2009 01:11 - France

Today, I was walking my dogs when I noticed one of them had found something, and was eating it. After my command to "drop it" went unheeded, I took it upon myself to scoop it out of her mouth with my finger. After getting it all over my hand, I realized it was a piece of another dog's poop. FML

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Pick it up

By Cassie - 02/05/2011 00:21

Today, I took my dog for a walk. He started crapping on someone's lawn, then I noticed that the owner was outside and giving me a death stare. Not knowing what to do, I picked up the crap with my bare hands. The man started laughing at me. FML

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By AD240Z - 16/12/2016 11:39

Today, while walking my dog in the darkness, I bent down to pick up his poop. I screamed like a little girl as his morning turd leapt up my arm, covering my hand and jacket sleeve in soggy poop. My dog had curled one out onto a dozing frog. I skipped breakfast. FML

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By mhmohyeah - 10/11/2009 23:05 - United States

Today, I was jumping on every crunchy leaf on the sidewalk. I went especially far out of my way to step on one only to notice it didn't crunch right. I looked closer, it was a dead bird. FML

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Can't see for shit

By Anonymous - 09/11/2020 14:02

Today, I was out walking my dog. After he took a dump, I went to pick it up but my glasses fell right in his poop. I didn’t have tissue, just the plastic bag. FML

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By themanzz - 08/10/2010 12:08 - Canada

Today, I was helping my Dad pick up the pieces of bark that came off the tree that we'd just cut down. I bent over to grab a dark looking piece of bark. Turn out it was my dogs crap. Fresh, warm, moist piece of crap to be exact. FML

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By gera3gera - 07/10/2009 02:07 - United States

Today, I was walking my dog when, as usual, he did his business in the grass and stepped off to the side. I squatted and reached for the bag when my dog spotted another canine. He lunged forward in excitement and I landed face forward in the feces. FML

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may_cause_fail 0

Monday 27 April 2009 3:29

Well, you were wearing shoes. WEREN'T YOU? I'd hardly call this an FML.

applecake 0

Monday 9 March 2009 9:36

I did the pinecone-crushing thing too; but stepped on a banana slug and slipped.

Comments

NoWayLady 13

Wednesday 31 March 2010 6:15

EPIC FAIL!!!!

Justforlolz 14

Wednesday 14 July 2010 0:26

Lol maybe it was hardened. Sucks.

isaiaha11 2

Thursday 22 July 2010 7:37

its called wipe it off

austin9512 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 10:00

this goes on failblog

zukinihudini 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 0:25

thats what shoes are for

bluegoldfish 7

Sunday 27 March 2011 20:36

that kind of sucks, but at the same time, what kind of a weird habit is acorn crushing?

Angel21102 0

Thursday 31 March 2011 7:46

Big whoop. Everyones gonna step in dog poop once in a while. Deal with it.

Bekavera 4

Saturday 17 September 2011 15:53

And you couldn't tell the difference? Dumbass... lol

dhiran_singh 16

Monday 12 December 2011 12:24

Roasted nuts lol xD

kittytub 12

Sunday 11 November 2012 16:08

those poor squirrels, how will they eat. :(

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