Don't call the cops

By Elizabeth - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went on a walk. I like to crush acorns as I go. One nut was actually a piece of dog poop. FML
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may_cause_fail 0

Well, you were wearing shoes. WEREN'T YOU? I'd hardly call this an FML.

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applecake 0

I did the pinecone-crushing thing too; but stepped on a banana slug and slipped.

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applecake 0

I did the pinecone-crushing thing too; but stepped on a banana slug and slipped.

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McButterpants 0

One might say you're a 'Shit disturber'. GET IT!!! AAAHAHAHahahahahosjlhsgaknmgdf... lame

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may_cause_fail 0

Well, you were wearing shoes. WEREN'T YOU? I'd hardly call this an FML.

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pingpongdj 0

he could've been wearing slippers? lol.

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MissFreshx7 0

lmfao you deserved it ! watch where yer goiin.

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Humanoid_fml 0

You can crush acorns by stepping on them? Do you weigh half a ton?

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Link5794 18

Tiny, hollow, dried up acorns. I sometimes do that, too.

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Guitarist45 0

this isn't an fml

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Malajustice 0

Heh, something like that happened to me when I was a kid. I was kicking at fallen leaves, and one of them turned out to be dog shit. I was wearing my new pink sneakers at the time (gimme a break, I was 6) and my mom made me throw them out :(

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