Students, Drugs and Health: Don't do drugs, kids

Don't do drugs, kids

By Anonymous - 08/11/2013 17:43 - United States - Omaha

Today, I've been awake for nearly three days due to homework and my mom's wedding preparations, so I took some Adderall to keep me awake at school. I took too much, totally zoned out in class, became hopelessly fascinated by my own hand, and was accused of doing drugs. FML

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By fuuuuck - 28/01/2010 00:27 - Canada

Today, I had a very important test. Last night, I'd had such bad leg pains that I couldn't sleep, so I took two very strong painkillers and went to sleep pain-free. I apparently accidentally overdosed, because when I woke up, I couldn't see properly or even stand up. And I missed my test. FML

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By distracted - 13/07/2015 13:56 - Australia - Pymble

Today, I woke up early and took my medication to help me focus while catching up on lectures. I ended up spending the whole day focused on fixing my drawer for no apparent reason. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/11/2010 09:34 - United States

Today, I had a headache when I woke up for school. I had final exams that day, so I took what I thought were 2 advils. They were two sleeping pills. FML

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Intervention

By _Tatyana_ - 13/06/2013 07:05 - United States - Gettysburg

Today, after getting my wisdom teeth pulled, I woke up from a much needed nap realizing I should take my pain medication. My mother then told me she had thrown them out so I wouldn't get addicted and become a drug dealer. FML

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Such a narc

By hatetheroommate - 16/04/2009 18:43 - United States

Today, I called the campus police "anonymously" while my roommate was away and told them about her weed stash because I was tired of her smoking in our room all the time. She had taken her weed to a friend's and got off scot-free. I have a hearing Monday for the Adderall they found in my desk. FML

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By ipayyourbillsgorramit - 24/08/2012 23:29 - Australia - Queanbeyan

Today, after getting home from a twelve-hour shift at work, I got into bed and passed out. My mother soon woke me up, screaming that she could tell I was "fake sleeping" and ignoring her lecture on how I need to stop being so "lazy". FML

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By Anonymous - 25/09/2014 19:32 - United States - College Station

Today, I have such severe ADD that I can't focus without my medication. When I take the medication, I can only focus on one thing, but not necessarily the thing I need to be focusing on. I have a chem test soon, and I've been vacuuming my room for the past 4 hours. FML

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Spooked

By Anonymous - 10/11/2009 22:57 - United States

Today, I woke up in a complete daze. It took me a few minutes to realize what had happened. Apparently my sleepwalking problems have returned, only this time I managed to overdose myself with Nyquil. As a result, I slept for fourteen hours, wet my sheets, and lost my job. FML

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Away with the fairies

By peoplesuck - 14/05/2009 07:51 - United States

Today, I stayed up all night to study for my anatomy final at 9 a.m. I studied outside the testing room in the hall all night. Apparently, I fell asleep with my headphones on, as my friend woke me up after walking out of the test, asking how I did. 300 classmates walked by and no one woke me up. FML

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By failedparenting - 07/09/2016 16:44 - United States - Bronx

Today, I figured out why I have been feeling so drowsy and lethargic for the past week. My daughter had been slipping sleeping pills into my coffee as payback for taking her phone away. FML

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Friday 8 November 2013 23:47

Well... You kind of were doing "drugs" if you want to get technical. That does rather suck.

CommentModerated 17

Friday 8 November 2013 23:47

Not exactly a false accusation.

Comments

blakesinthelake 11

Friday 8 November 2013 23:54

Hands are fascinating...

513cletus 11

Sunday 10 November 2013 3:31

Yes they are, they can latch on to nearly anything.

EmmaMK 35

Saturday 9 November 2013 0:00

The stress will be over soon. Write a need to do list. At least if you get really stressed you now know how to zone out for a bit.

Blink_me26 21

Saturday 9 November 2013 0:00

It seems like you're responsible for a heavy part of this wedding, maybe your mother should take some of the load off.

worldclassrager 39

Saturday 9 November 2013 0:10

That is a drug...next time watch your dosage...and you can make it through this...

cabbagehead1 1

Saturday 9 November 2013 0:11

red bull gives you wings

DocBastard 38

Saturday 9 November 2013 0:13

That's like saying you were accused of breathing oxygen. You DID abuse a drug, plain and simple. Adderall is not indicated for sleepiness or for "I gotta get stuff done" or for youthful stupidity. It is amphetamine, and it's indicated for ADHD. That's it. You abused it, so you fully deserve any punishment you got.

Zebediabolical 39

Saturday 9 November 2013 2:17

I'm pretty sure it, along with the other CNS' used for ADD treatment, is also prescribed for narcoleptics. But I agree. Using it recreationally is dangerous and stupid.