Don't do drugs, kids

By Anonymous - 08/11/2013 17:43 - United States - Omaha

Today, I've been awake for nearly three days due to homework and my mom's wedding preparations, so I took some Adderall to keep me awake at school. I took too much, totally zoned out in class, became hopelessly fascinated by my own hand, and was accused of doing drugs. FML
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JBrownie123 24

Well... You kind of were doing "drugs" if you want to get technical. That does rather suck.

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CommentModerated 17

Not exactly a false accusation.

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shawnasays 6

I'm pretty sure the drug OP was accused of being on was something more harsh. Like crack or some shit, js.

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smokecloud_ 37

well, speaking from experience, adderall is cocaine in pill form. and crack is made from cocaine so.. not that far of a stretch.

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blackonblight 32

OP was on speed. That's not exactly a weak drug.

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reymon8823 24

Well technically you did do drugs

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militarybrat 21

Um you were. And abusing it, since you took it "just to stay awake". Also, if it wasn't even yours to begin with, cops could be called. YDI.

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LennyComa 39

Took some drugs and then accused of taking drugs, How did they ever come to that conclusion Sherlock?

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blackonblight 32

...so what you're saying is you were on speed and the school called you out on it and you expect anything but a YDI?

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lwdramaqueen95 8

Hey, at least you didn't dive into the fountain at Ridgedale Mall and be like, "Blah I am Kracken from the sea!" Hahaha

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lovereneeee 11

You technically were doing drugs lol but your lack of sleep added to the affect I'm sure!

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tknds4 6

What's with the lack of YDI's on this one?

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blackonblight 32

I think people don't realize OP is talking about amphetamines, a controlled substance in most places. OP is an idiot.

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