Embarrassing, Drugs, Allergies and Miscellaneous: Don't do drugs, kids

Don't do drugs, kids

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while at a concert, I stepped into a restroom to use my nasal spray since my allergies were acting up. Apparently, someone thought that I had been snorting coke in the stall. I was escorted outside and had to wait for the cops until I could explain everything. I missed the headliner. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/10/2023 18:00

Today, I walked into a concert that I've been waiting months for. Immediately after passing through the doors, I was accused of sneaking in and thrown out. They wouldn't even look at my ticket, or the hand stamp they'd given me. FML

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By deserted - 01/09/2010 07:05 - France

Today, I was going to meet my friend at a concert. I got there before her, so I went in to check out the local bands that were playing before the headliner. When she got there, I went just outside the building to give her a ticket. The security guards wouldn't let me back in. She went in anyway. FML

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Rock n roll!

By christous - 22/11/2008 04:42 - France

Today, I was supposed to perform my first concert in front of a crowded audience. As we were about to go on stage, my band decided to roll a joint outside. The cops just happened to pass by, and now I'm on my own. FML

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By shtzbutnogiggles - 17/05/2016 14:10 - United States

Today, I was at a concert and I was having so much fun. Unfortunately, this was cut short when the person behind me with the worst halitosis started singing along to the songs. He knew ALL the lyrics. FML

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Have a Coke and smile

By Cokerella - 14/08/2021 09:01 - United States - Pomona

Today, at a work function, I noticed that my boss and my girlfriend kept leaving the room at the same time. Fearing the worst, I waited outside in the hallway. As soon as they went into the bathroom, I pushed my way in. Sex? Nope. They were doing lines of coke off the bathroom counter. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2011 13:45 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at a music festival, watching one of my favorite bands. The security guys were throwing water into the crowd to cool us down. I saw some about to be thrown by another fan, so I stood with my mouth open to catch some of it. I ended up with a face full of hot piss. FML

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By good-samaritan-fail - 06/10/2009 15:56 - Australia

Today, I was at a music festival when a group of idiots decided to push over a port-a-loo (portable toilet). I rushed over and tried to hold it up to save the person inside from a very messy and embarrasing scene. Not only did the door open, covering me in excrement, but there was no-one inside. FML

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Thanks for the memories

By savanna - 03/05/2012 04:46 - United States

Today, it was the concert of my life. I had bought tickets the minute they went on sale, and I'd anxiously waited until the concert date. Thirty minutes before the show, my friend got so drunk that we weren't allowed in, and I was stuck babysitting her all night in the hotel, completely missing the show. FML

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By John - 02/11/2012 04:13 - United States

Today, I was working in a call center when I smelled perfume. I'm allergic, and it triggered my asthma. When I came back, some jerk had sprayed it all over my work area. I couldn't go near it for the rest of my shift, therefore I had to go home early, and got my paycheck docked. FML

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By Concert Flatulent - 10/07/2012 04:44 - United States - Marshall

Today, I went to an orchestra concert. Halfway through the performance I had to fart really bad, so I decided to try and sneak it in while the orchestra was playing a loud exciting part. Just as I let it rip, there was a dramatic pause in the music. Everyone heard. FML

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random_person243 14

Tuesday 21 May 2013 18:33

people need to mind their own business

Perdition25 12

Tuesday 21 May 2013 18:39

I hope you demanded a refund since you were wrongfully accused.

Comments

MyS3lf 24

Tuesday 21 May 2013 22:03

What kind of concert were you at where someone actually cared whether or not you were doing coke?

raeleighsmommy 8

Tuesday 21 May 2013 22:22

Someone must've had a guilty concise.

who10nanny 8

Tuesday 21 May 2013 23:12

A guilty concise? The word you are looking for is conscience.

Zebediabolical 39

Tuesday 21 May 2013 22:52

Why did you hide in the bathroom to fire nasal spray to begin with?

LadyNatasha 4

Tuesday 21 May 2013 23:18

Because it just looks awkward.

Zebediabolical 39

Thursday 23 May 2013 1:02

I personally find that things are only as awkward as you let them be. I wouldn't have any issues about pulling out a container of nasal spray and firing it in public. But then I don't find things like that awkward.

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Wednesday 22 May 2013 0:56

They thought you were holding out that's why they ratted on you.

Elle_ShellBelle 15

Wednesday 22 May 2013 3:20

How can someone tell what you're doing in a stall, if they can't see you? And even if you were doing blow, who calls the cops? It's not as if you were doing a drug deal or something.

VeganVampyre 26

Wednesday 22 May 2013 4:57

Really? Repeat after me: Cocaine. Is. Illegal. If OP actually had been doing coke, it would have been well within their rights to remove/arrest them. The issue here is that apparently no one believed it when OP tried to explain, and dragged them out to wait for the cops for no reason.