By theassman - 11/03/2009 04:42 - United States

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Today, my mom walked in on me masturbating. I minimized the porn on my laptop so she wouldn't see I was watching it. It turns out I was watching an old Beatles concert before I started masturbating. My mom thought I was masturbating to the Beatles. FML
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GameRater01 0

I never realized there were so many people in the world without access to rooms with locks as when I started coming to fmylife

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jESuS_lOVeS_mE69 0

So is it safe to assume i'm the only one who masterbates to old Beatles concerts?

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GameRater01 0

I never realized there were so many people in the world without access to rooms with locks as when I started coming to fmylife

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daniisme 0

i'm not allowed locks on my door. My mum and dad get scared that if I'm injured, they can't help me. Sucks.

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jESuS_lOVeS_mE69 0

So is it safe to assume i'm the only one who masterbates to old Beatles concerts?

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Person000 0

whaaaa ??? nooo I have a circle jerk to old beetles considered every other Tuesday, anyone is welcome

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Tarion 0

#3 - I'm sure you're not #0 - At least you can reassure her that you have good musical taste, right?

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Tehalon 0

Dont worry, im sure she used to do the same ;D

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Flying_Pink_Lulz 0

hahahahahhhaha OMG that is just friggin hilarious xD

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Stephie_fml 0

Seriously, what the hell is it about parents who don't KNOCK?? Do you WANT to walk in on that shit?

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