Geek: Don't feed the trolls

Don't feed the trolls

By pathetic - 23/04/2012 22:06 - Poland - Warsaw

Today, I was trolling in a chat room when someone said, quote, "He's just a no-life, unemployed loser still living in his mom's basement. Probably spends all day stroking his tiny dong and fantasizing about having a real girlfriend." I actually started crying because it was so accurate. FML

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You deserved it 56 458

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By I suck :( - 07/05/2014 21:25 - United States - Louisville

Today, I was trolling on a My Little Pony forum. I was midway through typing a big post, calling them all a bunch of attention-seeking losers who act like morons because their parents never loved them, when I broke down in tears, realizing I'd just perfectly described myself. FML

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You deserved it 62 964

By Anonymous - 05/05/2009 10:32 - United States

Today, I was insulted online by a teenager, who said that I was probably a fat loser who still lives with their mother and a couple of cats. They were right. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 236

You deserved it 58 343

By sanoria51 - 26/04/2013 23:58 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I had to explain to my friend that the hot girl he's been sending nudes to and cybering with for the past month is probably a bored, fat-as-fuck, balding male living in his mum's basement. The look on his face after I proved that "her" pictures were fake broke my heart. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 636

You deserved it 8 772

By TheHatedOne - 21/06/2009 07:26 - Qatar

Today, my friend told me she had a stalker who had been emailing her. I laughed, and told her it was probably some fat, ugly virgin sat behind his computer all day. I then continued to describe and mock the stalker, only to realise that I was basically describing myself. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 972

You deserved it 53 959

By Anonymous - 13/09/2015 13:21 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, while eating at my college cafeteria, I started thinking about all the awful crap going on in my life right now, and I started sobbing. Some guy at another table started snickering at me, at which point the guy I like said, "Give her a break. If I was as fuck-ugly as her, I'd be crying too." FML

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You deserved it 2 728

By disturbed2103 - 09/07/2009 00:07 - United States

Today, I was looking at my friend's dad's Facebook pictures because he recently posted a status update. I saw him at a bar with some ugly hooker that he was feeling up in almost every picture. After about 10 minutes of ridiculing and laughing at this ugly woman, I realize it's my mom in a wig. FML

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You deserved it 9 097

Thanks for nothing

By John-John - 06/03/2017 15:00 - United States - Jackson

Today, I got break-up text. She called me a poor, broke, little dick, sorry excuse for a man and said that my mom should have swallowed me "as an egg". She also said that no one could ever want me. Thing is, I haven't had a girlfriend in 2 years. FML

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You deserved it 447

By isystuff - 01/02/2011 05:24 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me and left me crying in the street. I then got a text from my mom saying how pathetic my love life was. Apparently, it was a mass text message and she accidentally added me to the list. FML

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You deserved it 3 259

Fishing

By Anonymous - 14/10/2019 18:00

Today, I was looking at my boyfriend's rarely-used Facebook page as he was next to me. Last time he was online over a year ago, he had something up that said, "Still looking for that perfect girl." I jokingly said he should update it. He responded, "Why? It's still true." FML

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You deserved it 350

Waiting room issues

By Anonymous - 04/11/2014 19:08 - United States - Grand Ledge

Today, while in a hospital waiting room, a man started talking to me. After a few minutes, he asked me what I did for a living, and I said I'm a stay-at-home mom. He looked me up and down and said, "Huh. No life ambitions, huh?" FML

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You deserved it 7 605

Killer_fel 15

Tuesday 24 April 2012 1:27

Yeah! My I knew my comment was accurate!

HighGTurn 12

Tuesday 24 April 2012 1:27

Karma biatch

Comments

artisticninja713 13

Tuesday 24 April 2012 14:07

Hope that served as a wake up call for you. YDI and I wish I could hit that button more than once.

stephan18 23

Tuesday 24 April 2012 14:25

Damn dude.. Do something about that.

ceegee415 5

Tuesday 24 April 2012 15:20

Ydi troll!

theravenalmighty 9

Tuesday 24 April 2012 15:23

You deserved it... PS, real trolls don't cry.

TomPusslicker 21

Tuesday 24 April 2012 15:30

1053 ppl know EXACTLY how you see...lol good luck in the future

False_Stupidity 41

Tuesday 24 April 2012 16:01

Don't worry be happy

tak307 1

Tuesday 24 April 2012 16:04

Feeding trolls only makes them bolder.

LennyComa 39

Tuesday 24 April 2012 16:28

If your gonna troll expect the abuse

becka344 0

Tuesday 24 April 2012 16:45

JOIN ZE MILITARY, SON.

ElhonnaDS 10

Tuesday 24 April 2012 17:29

Ok, while I clicked the YDI button, because I think anti-social behavior like trolling invites more anti-social behavior, I really do have sympathy for you. I know that a lot of times when people do troll, it's a shield because they have trouble interacting with people on a genuine level. If this hit you this hard, maybe it's a good place to start to change the things about your life that you don't like. Maybe look for activities that will introduce you to more people. If nothing else, maybe try to curb your more anti-social tendencies online, and try to find a new forum where you can discuss things genuinely, which would be a more healthy interaction than just flaming people and generating rage.