Relatable, Awkward and Love: Don't knock it til you try it - FML

Don't knock it til you try it

By confusedmofo - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Indonesia

Today, I went out and met somebody. We got talking and we both realized we are each the ideal romantic partner for the other. The only problem is we are both straight men. FML

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xelle_garfieldx 12

Monday 29 July 2013 15:58

are you open to experimenting?

Serisent 26

Monday 29 July 2013 16:00

Apparently not as straight as you thought...

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chasing_silence 10

Tuesday 30 July 2013 0:30

bromance

chasing_silence 10

Tuesday 30 July 2013 0:31

bromance

christian_slate 16

Tuesday 30 July 2013 0:46

So which one of you lied about your gender on an online dating site? :P

joetan 16

Tuesday 30 July 2013 2:23

Maybe you think you are.. But we all thought otherwise..

Arybanana 11

Tuesday 30 July 2013 3:12

A journey of self discovery

Xotoolyxo 16

Tuesday 30 July 2013 3:19

Nothing wrong with that OP

jimmywithsalt 19

Tuesday 30 July 2013 4:14

If it turns out you or he, or both of you, are gay and it becomes an epic romance, that will be such a cute story to tell! Same thing if it becomes an epic friendship, I suppose.. :)

stanforda97 9

Tuesday 30 July 2013 4:22

When i was in the third grade i thought that I was gay #macklemore

lastday27 10

Tuesday 30 July 2013 4:24

Have at it! You gotta experiment to know what you like. But best wishes OP :)

littlebuggy 10

Tuesday 30 July 2013 4:48

Maybe you're just a little more crooked then you thought OP

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