Doofus

By Coykoi - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada - Saskatoon

Today, not only did my boyfriend set my hair on fire, but he attempted to put it out by dumping bong water on my head. FML
I agree, your life sucks 27 921
You deserved it 10 431

Same thing different taste

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Hey, at least he tried to put it out, but your boyfriend sounds like an idiot.

Comments

nachosbabygurl 9

would you rather have your scalp on fire

JokersHQ 21

Just my opinion but you really shouldn't be smoking from a bong. Not judging or being rude, just saying.

That kind of shit doesn't happen to normal people

If you like your hair, you tie it back while lighting up. Its common knowledge.

Where there is smoke there is fire, hair tie?

Because of my username (which does ultimately come from my lack of knowledge (I had to look up some interesting things on the Internet....has nothing to do with intellect.)), I can officially say this: "And he Dumbass Award goes to......"

One question - HOW? How did he manage to set your hair on fire in the first place? And then he used BONG water to try to put it out? Yeah... I think it may be time to kick him to the curb.

L0life29 6

I saw this scene in the movie dead man on campus