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Doofus

By wobbles - 04/12/2009 05:28 - United States

Today, I spent 30 minutes trying to find my glasses. I don't know what's worse, the fact that I was wearing them the whole time, or that my girlfriend played along and helped me look for them. FML

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By Kyle - 10/05/2011 10:48 - United Kingdom

Today, I searched frantically for my glasses for ages. After giving up, I realised I could see perfectly. I had been wearing them the whole time and neither my mother nor my father told me because "it was far too funny" watching me yell "Where the fuck are they?" FML

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You deserved it 46 996

Like a bat

By Blind - 15/01/2023 21:00 - United States

Today, my glasses have completely disappeared. I know for a fact that I put them on my desk, but now they're absolutely nowhere to be found. This is my first time playing "Find your glasses without the assistance of your glasses" and I'm failing at it badly. My vision isn't even that bad yet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 705

You deserved it 122

By Anonymous - 01/07/2015 17:54 - United Kingdom - Newcastle Upon Tyne

Today, I spent nearly half an hour looking for my favourite pair of shoes. I ended up getting so pissed off that I accused my boyfriend of stealing them. He then pointed out that I was wearing them. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 830

You deserved it 34 277

By Glassless - 26/05/2017 20:00

Today, I lost my glasses. I don't have spares but my girlfriend said I could borrow hers. She doesn't understand why this won't work. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 150

You deserved it 492

Brain fart Andy over here

By Anonymous - 17/08/2021 16:01 - Italy

Today, as I was getting dressed after a shower, I spent a good 30 seconds searching for my underwear… which I'd already put on at that point. FML

I agree, your life sucks 652

You deserved it 321

Comfy

By chrono64 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I found a pair of glasses in my car. I don't wear glasses, and nobody besides myself has been in my car lately. It appears that someone has been sleeping in my car and forgot their glasses. FML

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You deserved it 3 434

Played a blinder

By hereforfmls - 26/12/2019 05:00 - United States - Jasper

Today, I felt something hit my eye as I was riding on my bike. My glasses ended up falling off. I looked for them for ten minutes before giving up. I ran over them. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 601

You deserved it 425

Mystery

By Anonymous - 30/04/2023 00:00

Today, somewhere between home and work, my glasses vanished off my face. I know I had them on before I set off because I cleaned them in the car and put them on, then halfway to work I suddenly had to squint to see because glasses gone. I’ve been searching for an hour, they are nowhere. HOW? FML

I agree, your life sucks 687

You deserved it 155

By lunchbox2353 - 30/07/2019 02:00 - United States

Today, for 20 minutes, I watched my girlfriend use a mini flashlight to look for her keys in her purse. The flashlight was on her key chain. As were her keys. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 746

You deserved it 385

By TurtleTeacher - 14/10/2011 06:09 - United States

Today, my students took my glasses, hid them from me, and called me a turtle when I squinted my eyes trying to look for them. This carried on for about 25 minutes. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 909

You deserved it 4 059

gigi2009 0

Friday 4 December 2009 13:20

haha fun gf

ICallKyo 3

Friday 4 December 2009 13:36

if this had happened to someone with any sense of humor, it would have ended up on MLIA. how is that an FML at all?

Comments

quarty165 0

Friday 4 December 2009 20:29

This would be much better on mlia, because it's funny and not a big deal. At least you found them.

Fop 6

Friday 4 December 2009 20:37

Why the Hell are you wearing glasses if you don't notice the difference either way?

habeeboburky94 0

Friday 4 December 2009 20:54

I just noticed that California has the highest number of FMLS posted in the US........ yay us?? :S

ellephaba101 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 1:02

that's not exactly good... the highest number of bad things happened in your state

Feverrotes 15

Friday 4 December 2009 21:13

All FMLs containing the phrase "I don't know what's worse" should be dropped on the spot and never posted on this site because there's way too many of them.

theblazian 0

Friday 4 December 2009 21:57

You should commit seppuku.... its the only way I can think of that will lighten the sheer horribleness and shame of your life.

mister_whale 0

Friday 4 December 2009 22:27

HAHAHAHA your girlfriend is really funny! if it was me i'd be like "wow...how did i not notice that?" then congratulate my girlfriend on her ability to keep a straight face.

Nakedsquirrel 5

Friday 4 December 2009 22:36

Heh, Find the Glasses is a game I play with my g/f. Only she takes them off of me herself, and it's just an excuse to make me feel her up to look for them.