Medication and Health: Dose me up!

Dose me up!

By Anonymous - 28/01/2013 21:18 - United States - Fayette

Today, I had to have major oral surgery. Needless to say I am in need of some heavy pain medication. My pharmacist insists that my surgeon never called in my medicine, and my surgeon insists otherwise. This has been going back and forth for hours. FML

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By lmastr64 - 08/10/2010 10:31 - France

Today, I'm sitting in agonizing pain following a scoliosis surgery. I have a bunch of painkillers that I need to suppress the incredible back pain, but looks like I can't take any, because my mom has hidden them from me because she thinks I need to be taken off them. I wish my doctor was here. FML

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Gimme the Vicodin

By Anonymous - 10/10/2018 17:30

Today, my mother-in-law flushed my pain medicine because she believes I’ve been using it too long and I’m addicted. I had surgery four days ago. FML

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By UsedForSurgery - 28/10/2017 01:30

Today, after having surgery, I called my family to tell them I was out, safe, and on my way home. The first thing they asked was if they could "borrow" some of my pain meds. FML

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Ouch

By Cindy1897 - 27/08/2017 20:00

Today, I got my wisdom teeth removed and took the pain medicine that the oral surgeon prescribed for me before bed. The pain actually did go away for the most part, until my stomach decided to betray me and make me throw up, forcing my jaw to open more than it could after surgery. FML

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By Doctor! - 05/03/2017 00:00

Today, I found that I have a rare side effect to the hydrocodone prescribed after surgery. One pill keeps me up for almost 24 hours. Either I'm in tremendous pain and try to sleep, or I'm not in much pain and stay awake. I can't win. FML

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By rj - 06/03/2011 05:42 - United States

Today, I went to the dentist after 24 hours of severe tooth pain. They did an emergency root canal. After the anesthesia wore off, within minutes, the pain returned only worse than before. Called the dentist, I had to return, only to find they had done the root canal on the wrong tooth. FML

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Free healthcare when?

By tooth fairy - 20/08/2018 04:00 - United States - Tucson

Today, my dentist called and told me that the surgery to remove my wisdom teeth - which I desperately need and saved for a year to be able to afford - will actually cost nearly $2000 more than originally stated. The surgery is supposed to be in three days. FML

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By GamerAM - 27/06/2019 22:23

Today, after over a week of trying to get a hold of my doctor for a much-needed medication refill, he finally called back. Too bad my phone got unplugged and died in the middle of the night. FML

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All over

By Anonymous - 21/02/2021 14:01

Today, after I had my wisdom teeth cut out yesterday, so of course I’m in pain. To top it off, I threw my back out today and can’t bend over. So in the end, I’m loopy from pain meds and my back hurts twice as bad as my mouth. Go figure. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2010 20:25 - Canada

Today, I got all four of my wisdom teeth taken out. I happen to be allergic to all types of pain medication. FML

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rhysfucker 24

Tuesday 29 January 2013 1:07

You had me at "oral".

Pleonasm 35

Tuesday 29 January 2013 1:09

Well then you missed the part where someone had been going "back and forth for hours"

Comments

BostonBear 33

Tuesday 29 January 2013 3:17

I've seen that happen at a rite aid over a 5 cent difference. So I'm not surprised but fyl

nikkinurse 10

Tuesday 29 January 2013 4:07

He could just resend so HIS patient isn't in AGONY!!! Cha he dentists if this goes on too long....

AdamsNumberOne 16

Tuesday 29 January 2013 4:14

Ouch! That must have been some very painful hours.

KittahMonster 20

Tuesday 29 January 2013 4:22

Why can't the pharmacist just call the doctor to validate?

edgarhaasenbary 8

Tuesday 29 January 2013 4:50

Is Wayne Brady gon hafta choke a BiTcH?

j_cat187 19

Tuesday 29 January 2013 4:53

Wimp, you don't need no pain medication. I performed open heart surgery on myself.

cetlawizard 15

Tuesday 29 January 2013 5:08

Sounds like maybe your pharmacist may be lying in order to get some free drugs, or your surgeon call the script into the wrong place

dreamergirl1996 1

Tuesday 29 January 2013 5:51

I don't know how anybody could say you deserved that...

gman90210 18

Tuesday 29 January 2013 6:08

Yep they all like to play that game. Tell me to call in refill a week to ten days before I am out and sometimes I just have to suffer and keep pestering them and if I'm not careful when they do finally fill it they will mail it. Every one so worried about people selling them or getting addicted to them but sorry to say I didn't get into this constant pain on purpose