Double-edged sword

By Janitoro - 23/11/2012 01:19 - United States

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Today, I was blessed with a girlfriend who loves giving blowjobs. And cursed with a girlfriend who is also somehow really bad at them. FML
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LiyIa_fml 8

Practice makes perfect?

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RoboCunnilingus 23

On the bright side, at least she isn't giving them to someone else.

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randomthing 22

No. Read the FML again :)

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skullofdarkness 18

I really wish I could thumb up Allan's comment… but I guess the FML team doesn't like being liked. :/

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SApprentice 34

Just talk with her, OP. I'm sure that if she's willing to do it for you and likes doing it then she would appreciate you letting her know what you specifically enjoy. Communication is key to any happy relationship. It's possible that you just don't get that much pleasure from oral sex, too. Plenty of people don't.

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pumpkin_cookies 7

Practice makes perfect

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littlemsweirdo 12

How do you give a bad *******?

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annie_nk 22

Teeth, monotony, grabbing too hard, going too slow for too long.

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pradip 26

You still have some time to worry about it.

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AussieChild 22

39- you're 13, you shouldn't even know what a ******** is!

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strawberrywine22 30

So teach her :) I was terrible at them for the longest time, but my husband started guiding me and telling me what he liked and didn't like. We have a system, if I do something he loves he taps me twice and if he doesn't like it he taps me once. Plus, you know...practice practice practice ;)

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LetsBeRealistic 3

Lets be realisiic. U complainin over gettin ******** is just ridiculous. Teach her how to do it and get ober it

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pradip 26

You are through with the tough part, now u just need to give some proper training. Also I don't think this is a FML situation for OP.

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wubbazugg 5

Practice, practice, practice... Give her tips, tell her what feels good, the more you like it the more she will enjoy it.

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