Double Impact

By Zoogangcapk - 01/01/2020 05:00

Today, I found out that my girlfriend is pregnant. The problem is that I don't know how to tell my wife... Who is also pregnant. FML
I agree, your life sucks 535
You deserved it 10 192
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Leeono 26

Start with. "Honey, I'm a **** and you deserve better. Since I've been an arsehole and an irresponsible one at that, please take me to the cleaners through the divorce and child payments while you have a better life."

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weeping_willow 25

You’re disgusting. You don’t deserve a wife OR a girlfriend.

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SJKatt 15

"Sorry I'm a cheating scum bag" - if neither of them know. "Guess they'll be good friends!" - if y'all are polyam.

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J15237 25

You deserve whatever those women do to you. Either beating your ass, taking you for all of your money. Just whatever. What the **** is the matter with you?

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bhavik 4

the sprem is strong with this one

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Cody Engelke 15

What? You honestly didn't except there would be only 1 "your life sucks" for every *20* "you deserved it" votes? Here's dome advice: If you're the one in the wrong (especially THIS much) don't come here and expect even one person to have something nice to say.

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Imadumbass 16

It sucks that both are pregnant, but maybe that's karma.

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cherry21 5

Your life is not ****** but now both of theirs are.

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Cody Engelke 15

Petition to make January 1 "You Deserved It" day on FML, where the website only shows FMLs with at least a 75% "You deserved it" ratio. This FML, for example, has a YDI ratio of approximately 99.951%. Maybe we can pin it at the top every day on New Year's for the anniversary of this stupid ****'s costly error.

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