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By phatkroger10 - 10/04/2009 00:16 - United States

Today, I was selling cookie dough for a fundraiser at an old folks home. One lady ordered a box and told me that she loved cookie dough. I told her it'd be here in four weeks, she said, "Oh I can't wait!" Not really thinking, as I left I said, "I hope you can make it till then!" FML
I agree, your life sucks 13 112
You deserved it 66 808

Same thing different taste

Top comments

That's horrible. :/ PS - why does an order of cookie dough take 4 weeks? o_O

I don't really get how this is a FML. It just sounds like you're an insensitive jerk.

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OK. That was ******* funny! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Not2farWAY2close 0

wow, what a bitch you are...and what if she doesn't make it.. wont you feel like a dick!

hahahaha thats hilarious wtf is wrong with yall that said the op is cruel and shit? he didnt MEAN it that way you retards

meddude 0

hahaha oh my god i can't stop laughing!! this one wins for the day.

Wow, that's messed up... how can you say something like that to an old person?

Ravemaster7 0

This was stupid and not worth being on the site. Oh no! I might have offended someone so old she's come to accept death! How tragic and funny! NOT.

nonayyme 0

this shouldn't even be on FML. it's not even that bad.

troop4five 0

"Today a little girl told me I would die in 4 weeks FML"

This is the problem with America...no respect for anyones elders...

dinosareawesome 0

Rofl at #48. And wtf. You don't just say things like THAT while "not thinking". You're stupid -.-