Health, Painful and Miscellaneous: Drained

Drained

By KiwiBlam - 07/02/2010 09:19 - New Zealand

Today, I was racing some mates to the beach and I decided to take a short-cut by jumping over a low wall. I didn't realise the wall was to stop people falling into the stormwater drain. Which is 3 metres deep. And has razor-sharp oysters growing at the bottom. FML

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You deserved it 40 021

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By Anonymous - 04/07/2009 22:46 - United States

Today, I went swimming with this guy I like at dammed river. While we were jumping off the dam, I decided to try to impress him by doing a front flip. I didn't jump far enough off, so when I went to flip, my face skidded down the concrete wall. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 865

You deserved it 44 893

By onebadwave - 21/08/2009 07:26 - United States

Today, I thought it would be a smart idea to walk out on the pier while the waves were 6 feet tall. I was having fun getting "splashed" by the waves crashing over until one wave knocked me over and dragged me 20 feet across the hard concrete pier. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 638

You deserved it 46 515

Misjudged

By VelociTheRaptor - 23/05/2017 02:00

Today, I was leaving work after a storm. They're building some new offices outside, so I had to walk on an uneven path near the construction zone. I came to a big puddle and tried to jump across to what I thought was a piece of asphalt. It was mud. I slipped and fell backwards into the puddle. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 237

You deserved it 784

By Lawrence - 06/08/2009 04:55 - United States

Today, I was riding my bike to the local grocery store to pick up some supplies for dinner. On the way down, traveling down a hill, I hit a drain with no lid. I went to grab hold of the nearest object to soften my fall. That nearest object was a barbed wire fence. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 684

You deserved it 3 740

By NotDrunk - 11/09/2012 06:47 - United States - San Diego

Today, I was at a family dinner, which had gone into meltdown after my aunt said something sarcastic about my mother's drinking. I went out for some fresh air and stumbled about in the dark, unaware of the fact that a pool was being dug. I fell into the huge hole and lost a shoe. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 755

You deserved it 2 603

By Username - 05/06/2019 20:00

Today, at the beach, I swam pretty far out into the ocean. I ended up getting pummelled by the waves and got a painful cramp in my leg. The whole beach watched me flail and scream, while my friends rolled their eyes as they dragged me out of the water. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 448

You deserved it 930

Crabby

By AkaiKitsune - 29/06/2017 04:00

Today, I went to explore a beach that was rumoured to have big crabs on it instead of the usual small tide pool crabs. I found out that the rumours were true went I went to flip over a rock, which was in fact not a rock. I now have to explain to a doctor how I ended up needing stitches again. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 954

You deserved it 1 293

By Anonymous - 05/09/2009 07:22 - United States

Today, while I was at the beach I decided to go into the ocean even though the waves looked rough. While I was in the water, I got caught by the riptide and needed to be saved. The reason I was at the beach? I'm a lifeguard. Now all my co-workers won't stop laughing at me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 111

You deserved it 18 089

By Stingraybeemonster - 07/04/2016 08:51 - Thailand

Today, I was snorkeling when a stingray suddenly appeared when I thought I was just looking at sand. It startled me, so my heel made contact with a sea urchin so that then startled me, and my other foot hit another one. FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 425

You deserved it 2 301

By but why - 21/08/2018 23:30

Today, when it started raining, I remembered that I'd left my kitchen windows open. I hurried to close them, but slipped in a huge puddle and slid into the wall, making a huge hole in it with my knee. FML

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You deserved it 375

greg1234567890_fml 2

Monday 8 February 2010 1:30

watch where ur jumping dumbass. actually dont cuz fmls like this are funny!

iplaylax 0

Monday 8 February 2010 1:45

wasn't there a sign?

Comments

MadPercussion 0

Monday 8 February 2010 3:50

even though this is totally stupid, I have to admit that I would probably do the same thing...

heyheyt 0

Monday 8 February 2010 3:54

#9 are you really that dumb? it's original poster smart one

Lancerman7449 0

Monday 8 February 2010 4:24

lay off him 16. he was just asking

Thunderbender 2

Monday 8 February 2010 4:49

You're not exactly born with that information. At some point you didnt know what it was either #16

g02hell 2

Monday 8 February 2010 5:29

don't be such an asshole.

harryman04 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 2:44

ya seriously ass hole. I foun out what fml was a month ago and I didn't know what op stood for

digestthis 0

Monday 8 March 2010 7:19

youve made more of an asshole out of yourself by treating that question like its common knowledge than he did by asking. you should maybe try going out some time and making friends.

diemileyjk 0

Monday 8 February 2010 4:15

that shit musta hurt :/

LTMcleod 0

Monday 8 February 2010 4:18

what were you racing? bikes??

ClearD 0

Monday 8 February 2010 5:17

op stands for oyster person

Ruprex 0

Monday 8 February 2010 12:29

#22 hahaha! true in this case… op, that seriously sucks, but YDI for trying to cheat and not looking to see what was on the other side.

Lam559 1

Monday 8 February 2010 17:54

hilarious!

ecbfilms001 0

Monday 8 February 2010 5:20

dumbass

testa 0

Monday 8 February 2010 6:27

your all retards, poor op means poor option

redrose_rocker 12

Monday 8 February 2010 6:30

OP means Original Poster. lol

testa 0

Monday 8 February 2010 6:35

read the sentence and where the abbreviation op is say original poster.. it doesn't make sense. I guarantee you that op means option

Jazzgirl4ever 0

Monday 8 February 2010 7:28

wow #29 learn the lingo... we've all had to... it is now your turn lmfao

yottskry 0

Monday 8 February 2010 15:46

#29 - Well your guarantee is worth jack seeing as you're 100% wrong.

kylepwn1 0

Monday 8 February 2010 6:44

that could not have turned out better

4toestatue 7

Monday 8 February 2010 7:42

i'd like to see that on YouTube.

beastlydevon 0

Monday 8 February 2010 7:53

oysters?? weak...try stepping on coral and cutting your foot so bad almost had it cut off .462 stitches baby

OkageStarr 0

Monday 8 February 2010 8:04

Oysters can be pretty sharp too. Especially since oyster shells are more fragile than coral, and far more likely to break apart and then embed themselves into you.

GThomW5 0

Friday 12 February 2010 3:26

Have you ever stepped on oysters? Have you ever even cut your hand shucking them? My dad helped a guy who almost bled out and died because his boat sank over oyster beds. This guy basically jumped off of a second floor onto a bunch of upturned knives.