Dreams and Love: Dream baby dream - FML

Dream baby dream

By Lonely - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had a date in my dreams. It was a pity date, with someone who is already taken. I can't even get a real date in my dreams. FML

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perdix 29

Tuesday 24 November 2009 22:18

Wow! You got to live your dreams! Most people don't get the chance to live their dreams, but you do. Hint: Try not to dream of yourself as a pathetic loser.

lmaoatyourlife 0

Tuesday 24 November 2009 17:17

Nobody wants to date some one who constantly feels sorry for themselves. If you want a date so badly go out, meet new people, even if you're hideously ugly some one will be drunk enough to give you their phone number. Just stop whining!!!!

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immafox_jk 5

Tuesday 8 July 2014 6:54

I feel you bro... Sorry bout that... At least it wasn't so realistic that you thought it was real and did something embarrassing. *cough* it really *sniffle* really sucks when you do that *breaks out crying/ laughing hysterically with embarrassment* you're one of the lucky ones op

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