Dreams can come true

By amiezingme - 26/07/2013 13:09 - United States - Swansboro

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Today, my boyfriend's dream came true; he had always wanted to break a bed during sex. The bed he broke was a heirloom in my family for 150 years. The best part? He was by himself. FML
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RedPillSucks 31

Palmela Handerson likes it rough.

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teamlightskin 14

How in the world did he manage to do that??

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Pstraka6 20

How are you going to 'break' the news to your family?

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ZeroPath5 16

Well...you can still keep the pieces to the bed, but you have to admit, a 150 year old bed would have given out eventually. It was just given out in an unexpected way... FYL

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perdix 29

He needs to teach the guys in your family how to spank the monkey properly. If you're doing it right, you give up on beds and just sleep on a mattress on a concrete floor!

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heyyitsemilia 11

Is this supposed to be a reference to Breaking Bad?

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ZeroPath5 16

Do you really even have to ask that question...?

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ManInTheMachine 19

No, it's a reference to the TV show Breaking Bed, where a teacher diagnosed with cancer starts earning money under the table by selling illegal broken beds, with the help of one of his students. Obviously.

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elenaunlucky 10

was he edward cullen in his dream ...sounds like hes a fan of breaking dawn......

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queerdragon 20

No, Twilight (and religion) are like a penis. You can put glitter on it, make it sparkle, but we are going to have a problem when you wave the three inches around saying its gonna change my life.

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a_lyrical_ass 3

You, I like you. You have just made my day, #58.

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SpaceRaptor 8

He just took the gold medal in the masturbation Olympics. As men we can learn from him

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gameover18 17

Holy shit did he go super saiyan on himself or what?

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BunnyRose 11

good luck explaining that to your family.

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Enslaved 36

"And if you can't be with the one you love, honey Love the one you're with" (In this case-- he was in love with himself)

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