Embarrassing, Alcohol, Drunk, Toilet and Teenagers: Drunk twats in the toilet alert

Drunk twats in the toilet alert

By PublicToiletEspionage - 21/05/2009 10:52 - United Kingdom

Today, I was desperate for a pee so I used some public toilets which were full of obviously underage girls drinking. I didn't think anything of it until halfway through my business when I looked up to see two of them leaning over the top of the stall taking pictures with a mobile phone. FML

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You deserved it 4 261

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By S4L - 02/07/2009 04:13 - France

Today, I had to take a leak, so I went into a porta-john. I noticed another man's hand under the door with a cell phone. Angered, I aimed my stream at his hand and phone. He tilted the porta-john over in response. It was full. FML

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You deserved it 23 379

By Anonymoose - 19/08/2016 20:06

Today, I was in a public toilet. I looked down and realised someone in the stall next to me was peeing on my foot underneath the divider. They didn't even attempt to aim for the toilet bowl. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 718

You deserved it 993

By Oh dear - 05/07/2012 22:15 - Saint Vincent and the Grenadines - Kingstown

Today, I was taking a dump at a public restroom. As I reached over to grab the toilet paper, I realized someone had peed on it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 619

You deserved it 2 732

By Anonymous - 08/12/2009 22:02 - United States

Today, I used the bathroom that the high school shares with elementary kids. As I was pulling my pants down, my phone fell out of my pocket into the other stall. As I was reaching for it, the little girl in the other stall took it and ran away. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 512

You deserved it 4 678

Sneaky

By Shamed - 06/09/2011 08:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on the toilet at work. After a very loud and very smelly session, I waited until the other stall had been vacated to keep my anonymity. As I leant forward for some toilet roll, my ID fell out of my pocket and into the next stall. When I came out, it was face up near the sink. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 613

You deserved it 4 964

Sprinkler system

By missed - 25/06/2021 14:01 - United States

Today, I was using a mall bathroom. Thinking the toilet seat had to be unsanitary, I decided to squat. I was a little farther out than I thought, and ended up peeing all over the bathroom floor. FML

I agree, your life sucks 259

You deserved it 1 395

Desperate times

By jeana - 25/11/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, I was so desperate to pee that I used the only bathroom in the convenience store I was in, which was “Employees Only.” Well, the door got stuck and I had to get an employee to let me out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 266

You deserved it 303

By Me - 07/03/2012 18:24 - United States

Today, I had to use the restroom while at work. I had the choice of the stall with a broken lock, or the stall with a huge crack in the partition wall. Not two minutes after I sat down, I noticed someone peeking in. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 516

You deserved it 2 603

By penguinsfan - 16/05/2009 14:47 - Canada

Today, I had to pee badly. I went into a stall and sat down. Only until after I'd peed, I realized that I didn't have any toilet paper. I waddled to the next stall with my pants down to get more toilet paper, believing that the bathroom was empty. It wasn't. FML

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You deserved it 53 799

Check your feeds!

By Captain Oops-a-Lot - 03/11/2023 00:02

Today, as I sat on the toilet, I mistakenly took a screenshot and then proceeded to fumble my phone. It wasn't until 5 hours later when I recharged it that I realized I had unintentionally posted the screenshot of me on the toilet to Instagram. FML

I agree, your life sucks 147

You deserved it 576

jarofarts 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 20:05

wtf? why would they take pictures of you peeing? drinking in a public restroom and taking pictures of strangers peeing. those kids are cool, man.

Rooney101 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 20:02

Sounds a lot like what happened on the awesome tv show 'The Inbetweeners'

Comments

maddiesonnn 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 4:21

thats kinda wut happened to my friend. her and her boyfriend were making out and these two girls behind them on the bus took a pic and the girl is like "i love young love. this is gonna be my phone backround." my other friend had to text her to tell her wut they did. we were sitting right next to them

GirlFromAus 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 10:24

#177 "ur fault for not closing the door"? The door was freaking CLOSED. Read the FML, they took the picture over the top of the stall. Geez.

luvtheknot 6

Sunday 23 May 2010 23:51

it's glasgow if uv ever been there then you'll know

missstudmuffin 0

Thursday 27 May 2010 4:09

god those girls are freaking retearded. i hope there on here and see this and feel really stupid and retarded. i would of been smart enopugh to find a different bathroom with girls who are sober and not jumping over stall doors to taking pictures of me peeing

Chocolate_Chunk 2

Thursday 24 June 2010 11:37

"i would of been smart enopugh" - the irony!

Stand_Up 0

Monday 26 July 2010 2:52

Maybe zey zhink yourr penis is ahh-veryy nice ;D

pinkprincess7849 0

Saturday 14 August 2010 4:09

u can sue them. take there money lock them in jail lol

jdawg2010 0

Saturday 17 September 2011 4:46

mmm. drunken girls taking pictures..of people urinating innocently...oh Nooooooo.nooooooo

hewro_failure 11

Thursday 24 November 2011 2:17

Perverts you should have called the cops then see who was laughing

Tenakakhan 7

Wednesday 7 March 2012 16:43

I agree with 122

jonsey974 3

Saturday 20 October 2012 9:30

If OP is from the UK where the drinking age is 18, and the girls were underage, that's just further proof that the drinking age shouldn't be lowered in the US.

Dilwann 27

Tuesday 26 March 2013 22:40

As if nobody drinks under 18 in the US just because the limit is 21. I'm from Belgium, legal drinking age is 16. And honestly... we don't have trouble with underage drinking. Also, drinking is much less fun when you're actually legal, so you don't start binge drinking when you're finally allowed to. Also, it seems ridiculous to me that in the US drinking age is 21, but driving age is 16. I find being allowed to drive much more dangerous than being allowed to have a beer, honestly.