School, Education, Teachers and Miscellaneous: Drunk with power

Drunk with power

By fannylover - 18/02/2010 20:12 - United States

Today, I finished my classwork and my homework early. Since we weren't allowed to leave the room, I decided to draw. My teacher noticed and gave me detention for "goofing off" when I should be doing my work. When I told the teacher I was already done, they gave me a second detention for "attempting to defy them". FML

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You deserved it 3 034

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By nevasurprised - 10/01/2012 14:50 - Germany

Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher; I've already given students detention for falling asleep in class this year. FML

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By wait..what - 22/09/2009 05:15 - United States

Today, I was in class just taking notes and minding my own business. The teacher has already called my parents twice complaining about me. As we are taking 3 pages of notes she grabs mine and rips them up, saying that she is sick and tired of me drawing. I was drawing the graphs on the board. FML

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You deserved it 3 442

By planking champion - 17/10/2011 22:05 - United States

Today, I was given an entire week of detention for planking on my school desk. FML

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You deserved it 80 369

By shnigel - 27/02/2010 20:04 - United States

Today, I got sent out of the class for "inappropriate" behaviour. The teacher later forgot about me and sent a notice home to my parents stating that I skipped class. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 411

You deserved it 7 334

By Anonymous - 27/09/2015 12:21 - Australia

Today, I got detention from my teacher for not handing an assignment in. It would be understandable if I hadn't handed it in a week before it was due. She won't listen to reason. FML

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You deserved it 1 849

By assumed - 01/03/2011 16:47

Today, during a class, I noticed some racist statements and symbols on a table. While erasing them, I bent down to pick up my dropped pencil. I look back up to see a teacher, and got a suspension. FML

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You deserved it 3 743

By eemp - 05/02/2010 05:01 - France

Today, I got sent to detention for saying, "That's what she said" after a girl in my class said, "Push a little harder" while dissecting a frog. FML

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You deserved it 28 270

By oh dang /: - 25/05/2011 11:34

Today, I turned in an essay after staying up late to work on it. I was away when the teacher assigned it, so I'd asked my friend what the subject was. It transpires that she'd given me the wrong one, all because she was mad at me for not returning her pencil. FML

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You deserved it 7 553

By StillPissedOffAtIrony - 06/09/2014 17:25 - United States - Hialeah

Today, my mother yelled at me for not doing all of my homework. She got so mad, she tore up a drawing I'd spent over a week working on. That was my art homework. FML

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You deserved it 3 760

By Anonymous - 22/03/2017 17:00 - United States - Troy

Today, I saw some pretty heinous graffiti on the urinal stall at school, so I opted to scribble it out. A supervisor came in the second the pen touched the stall. Now I have detention and have to scrub the entire stall clean as a "lesson". FML

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You deserved it 1 686

Gucci_Girl 2

Friday 19 February 2010 1:36

You should have told her to suck your dick for a 3rd one.

texas_justice 0

Friday 19 February 2010 1:47

...somethings never change. a teacher in the classroom is like Joesph Stalin. if you stand up to him/her, you will disappear.

Comments

subieguy 0

Friday 19 February 2010 8:32

did you show her the finished work? that's solid evidence.

onnielief 4

Friday 19 February 2010 8:35

Show your teacher the finished work and skip the detention. Your parents will stick with you in actually defying your teacher, right? Still sucks though!

coffee_addict7 0

Friday 19 February 2010 8:35

If it's colloquially used, then by definition it's grammatically correct. (Though I was also confused as to why the OP didn't specify the gender.)

Malinkrot 3

Friday 19 February 2010 8:55

dictionary vs. high schooler who thinks they know everything...hmm people who desperately try to appear intelligent on the internet = sad pathetic people in real life

Sosco 0

Friday 19 February 2010 9:10

this isn't meant to be your fml. your teacher should post one for being a complete ass.

Beagle96 0

Friday 19 February 2010 9:49

take it to the principle... argue you side and if they aren't idiots they will understand

veliki 0

Friday 19 February 2010 10:04

gotta love american school systems

p3rfect_ins4nity 0

Friday 19 February 2010 10:09

wow this kinda shit pisses me off either ur a dumb bitch or the teacher I'd ignorant or this is a fail obviously they would check ur paper before jumping to conclusion and if she did I'm sure there was something else u were doing and if all else fail smack that ******* bitch in her fat lip and make her bleed....then find out were she lives get a gallon of gas pour it on her and throw a Zippo at her and watch her burn while eating popcorn;)

p3rfect_ins4nity 0

Friday 19 February 2010 10:30

Nobody listen to gingerdoodles it's obvious she has no life, fml is the only place she thinks she can be noticed and she's trying to sound so sooo smart and civilized but in reality she's a lone bitch and a half.....truth hurts Ginger bitch idc how u try to justify urself ur still a nobody since when did fml become the highlite of ur days? yet a better question....how many times have u been abused in ur childhood? maybe u seek fml for comfort maybe something else...