Drunken mess

By Anonymous - 26/12/2012 17:18 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, my ex-boyfriend of over 4 years decided to turn up outside my house at 1am, drunk off his ass, to confess his love for me. When I told him I'd moved on and am happily engaged, he cried on the grass for an hour, then tried to steal my cat. FML
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Steve95401 49

OP's cat is probably the only pussy he'll be getting.

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nuggetmonster 12

It looks like you and your cat helped him start his future as a crazy cat man.

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mykelinva 4

I certainly hope that he was the one that broke up with you then it is sweet revenge. If you broke up with him, I feel sorry for him in a way.

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Mopmob02 18

That's what I call winning the break up. Good Job, thunbs up to you OP!

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kingsian 15

Lmfao thank you now my day ain't so bad lmao

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PipingMouse 14

At least your grass got a good watering. Next time, keep your cat inside, and your door locked. You can watch from a window.

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KiddNYC1O 20

They must've spiked his drink... With annoyance.

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onorexveritas 23

I like how you included the cat xD

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perdix 29

Why wasn't you fiance there to move the drunk bastard along? Don't tell me you're hooking up with a coward.

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Idaho4177 4

Perhaps they aren't living together? Or he could have been out of the house at the time.

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