Drunken mess

By Anonymous - 26/12/2012 17:18 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, my ex-boyfriend of over 4 years decided to turn up outside my house at 1am, drunk off his ass, to confess his love for me. When I told him I'd moved on and am happily engaged, he cried on the grass for an hour, then tried to steal my cat. FML
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Steve95401 49

OP's cat is probably the only pussy he'll be getting.

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nuggetmonster 12

It looks like you and your cat helped him start his future as a crazy cat man.

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AmandaLikNoOther 6

This FML is just too funny. Thanks for making my day OP!

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LuckyLynx7732 5

Steal your cat? Is that what the kids are calling it now?

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bugmenotmofo 34

It is unfortunate that people are this weak today - after breakup they keep bugging their exes for years, even if their exes has moved on. Instead they could try to find somebody else..

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Ray_of_midnight 22

I suspect that there are good reasons nobody else wants anything to do with him.

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bugmenotmofo 34

You know, with some effort it is possible to change yourself. So the dude could try self-improvement.

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Ray_of_midnight 22

What's the process for getting a restraining order in Australia?

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awkwardpenguin1 3

I'm not sure whether that's awesome or it sucks to be you.... Interesting experience

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Mynameislinh 24

Looks like someone's the winner in the break-up!

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classicpooh4056 6

It's not nice to steal pussys that aren't yours.

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WrongRomance 11

He was just trying to get to your cat through you.

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Sly_Assassin 11

If you ended it then I understand a little of why he did it

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