Drunken mess

By Anonymous - 26/12/2012 17:18 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, my ex-boyfriend of over 4 years decided to turn up outside my house at 1am, drunk off his ass, to confess his love for me. When I told him I'd moved on and am happily engaged, he cried on the grass for an hour, then tried to steal my cat. FML
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Steve95401 49

OP's cat is probably the only pussy he'll be getting.

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nuggetmonster 12

It looks like you and your cat helped him start his future as a crazy cat man.

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Obey_StudBoii 23

Drunken words are sober thoughts.

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klutz44 28

It does say he "tried" to steal the cat, so I'm assuming he was not successful.

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anitadoody 7

Why didn't you call the cops?

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TheOneSM 6

Alcohol is ALWAYS Problematic... You should throw all alcohol down in the street, because you also might do something silly if you get drunk.. Trust me.. I was alcoholic, but now I quit...

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CharresBarkrey 15

Alcohol is only problematic if you're not responsible enough to know when to stop.

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mcinnesandrew 6

Just because you can't handle yours doesn't mean the rest of the world can't enjoy a nice drink

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wanderingshopper 13

They need one to push that says your life doesn't suck but that person does.

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beehardxcore 26

Hahahaha, sorry OP, but that's a hilarious image. Quite the ego boost for you though!!

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