Dude, gross!

By Mojo0608 - 02/11/2014 21:28 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my 16-year-old brother once again scored well at a local archery competition. He got home and, once again, unleashed his "spectacular aim" at the toilet - or rather the toilet seat and surrounding floor. He refuses to clean the bathroom we share every single time he does this. FML
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hikurashi83 15

Am I the only one who noticed how well this was written?

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Smiley_70 22

Deep breath and refuse to clean up his mess. explain to your parents that he is being un-hygienic and until he stops you will use their bathroom

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gatorclay97 28

Or use it as a weapon and threaten him.

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thejimler 9

If you have to clean up his mess in order to do your own business, dump the pissy toilet paper in his bed.

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clrichmond2009 24

Don't feel bad, OP. I've watched my 34 year old husband drop a deer at 300 yards and he STILL can't manage to hit the damn toilet.

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laden_swallow09 34

If he can't pee straight like a man, he deserves nothing less than forced to sit until he can improve his aim. That's what hinged toilet seats were invented for. At least clean up your own messes, y'know? Damn.

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clrichmond2009 24

Oh he cleans it up alright. He learned his lesson after I used one of his shirts to clean the mess.

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Brandi_Faith 33

I personally respect men that pee sitting down. Saves everyone from the mess.

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MeanBeagle 22

you're brother might have a ******. or just act like one.

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Sathane 21

Make a loud compliment at his next tournament. "If only his aim was this good in the bathroom!"

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aliciavanham 13

Then i would clean it with his clothes.

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purplhaze88 20

Saran Wrap the bowl so it splashes back on him.

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