He's jealous of you, strange people in the world

Some people are simply rude, trying to get some sort of, ANY sort of, reaction good or bad to assert that they are actually on the planet. Sometimes the planet would be better with some people as compost :)

This was completely ripped off of part of the movie She's All That, except Misty tells Laney it's all the great artists that kill themselves and to think about it.

Hold that fact back next time...

Whyyyyy would you do that and just throw your job away over some stupid person? When you take a job that deals with people, you should expect mean, nasty people, people who literally are nasty, obnoxious people, stupid people, and any kind of negative thing you can imagine. It all comes with the job. Just move on and don't be so moody and snappy, or you will probably be fired. Then you will be broke. Then you will be that smelly hobo everyone avoids and laughs about across the dinner table, which you won't have because you freaked out over something stupid.

Just gonna point out that the word theory is not a synonym for hypothesis.

I would have looked him the eye and replied "I can see why you haven't considered out then, although you definitely should"

U should have told him too bad he wasn't smart because he really needs to jump from the top of a 50-story building!

creep!

What an asshole. The only appropriate answer would have been "Well, it is a good think then that you are out of danger, Sir!".