Poopoo peepee and Miscellaneous: Dude, WTF?

Dude, WTF?

By cman - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Romania

Today, I was walking past a group of old men exiting a building. All of a sudden, I heard a strange splashing sound, and discovered one of the completely inebriated men walking behind me, pissing on my boots. I sped up, but so did he, and he didn't miss once until he was done. FML

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You deserved it 3 209

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By Anonymous - 22/10/2010 18:32 - Norway

Today, I was at my local McDonald's having a leak when an extremely intoxicated man stumbled in, pulled down his pants, and started to pee on my shoes. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 445

You deserved it 3 357

By Stinky - 20/11/2011 10:23 - United States

Today, at 2am, I heard a strange sound coming from the hallway. I walked over, only to discover my drunk boyfriend pissing in the closet. On my favorite shoes. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 196

You deserved it 4 896

Make yourself at home

By Anonymous - 14/03/2010 20:26 - United States

Today, while waiting at the bus stop, the guy standing near me started peeing on the sidewalk and on my shoes. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 143

You deserved it 2 507

By Jehovah God - 07/03/2014 18:51 - United States - Richmond

Today, while I was waiting at a red light, a drunk guy limped in front of my car, unzipped, and started pissing on my windshield. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 383

You deserved it 3 614

By Anonymous - 07/01/2013 11:11 - Australia - Hurstville

Today, an intoxicated gentleman stumbled into my shop requesting alcohol, which I do not sell. When I informed him of this, he expressed his disappointment by urinating on the floor. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 354

You deserved it 2 256

Wet leg

By meep - 16/03/2017 00:00

Today, as I was walking to wash my hands after using the restroom, the guy walking away from the sink flicked water from his hands towards the floor. Water splashed all over my beige shorts. I had to walk back into class looking like I'd peed my pants. FML

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You deserved it 442

By webperson04 - 27/07/2009 19:07 - United States

Today, I was peeing in a urinal at a bar. A drunk guy comes in, and seeing no urinals open, he decides to pee between my legs from behind me. He didn't have good aim. FML

I agree, your life sucks 68 426

You deserved it 3 605

Busting makes me feel good

By NotASquirrel - 12/03/2016 05:29 - United States - Bronx

Today, I was using the urinal at work when an old guy started using the one next to mine. All of a sudden, he used that Ghostbusters' line, "Cross the streams!", and tried to pee into my urinal. I had to wait 4 hours in pee-drenched shoes until my shift was over. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 937

You deserved it 1 298

By never thought I'd say that - 22/08/2013 19:05 - Norway - Stavanger

Today, I was the victim of a drive-by pissing by some drunken loon on a segway. FML

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You deserved it 2 848

We could be heroes

By OhPleaseNo - 07/04/2020 14:00 - OhPleaseNo

Today, I was at work at my local hospital. I went to the toilet to empty my bladder; the door was half open so I assumed it was empty. Upon opening the door, I was greeted with a half naked old man, who then yelled at me and violently shat himself, all over the walls and floor. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 714

You deserved it 204

CallMeHush 0

Friday 26 February 2010 19:54

You fail because you couldn't outrun an old drunk with his dick out. What? You got got square wheels on your wheelchair or something?

rosto16 0

Friday 26 February 2010 19:52

I hope you smack the hell outta him!

Comments

MrMaD_fml 2

Friday 26 February 2010 20:03

curb-stomp him with your piss-soaked boots. duh.

paigeatsflesh 11

Friday 26 February 2010 20:05

ahahaha I agree.

heavenforbids 0

Friday 26 February 2010 20:06

HAHA, that old man has a great aim.

Anonnamus 0

Friday 26 February 2010 20:07

Wow. I'm impressed. He was old, drunk, AND had a pecker with impeccable aim...all while chasing you? FYL for running like a two year-old girl.

buttonface 0

Friday 26 February 2010 20:08

I wouldve kicked him in the balls and stepped on his face.

iamchuck 0

Friday 26 February 2010 20:11

Were you more pissed off, or pissed on?

htownlove 0

Friday 26 February 2010 23:59

Lmao This Comment Made My Day.!

angrynegro7 16

Friday 26 February 2010 20:19

I can't believe you let some random old dude spray you with his liquid bling! He wins for having sniper skills with his ****. You lose, because this is the ONE time it would have been acceptable to beat the shit out of an old man (since he's already out of piss), and what did you do? You ran like a bitch. Man card officially revoked!

liloneex3 0

Friday 26 February 2010 20:20

I can't believe thee only thing yu did was speed up. -- he pissed on yur shoes, I wouldv'e smackked him.

korn247 5

Friday 26 February 2010 20:29

you shouldve snatched his **** off

NazTfox 0

Friday 26 February 2010 20:32

you people are all idiots for replying to this like it actually happend. You read it online and automatically believe it... F all of your lives instead...

nolimits 0

Friday 26 February 2010 20:58

So you think these are all fake, yet you spend time posting here....who's the idiot?

KurouTenshi 0

Friday 26 February 2010 20:33

I read this before it was modified LOL I was wondering WTF a "gate" was, and why people were walking instead of driving through said "gate", but coming from a "building" makes sense. but seriously: "inebreiated" as opposed to simply "drunk"? Now you're making the OP sound intelligent!!