Dude, WTF?

By cman - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Romania

Today, I was walking past a group of old men exiting a building. All of a sudden, I heard a strange splashing sound, and discovered one of the completely inebriated men walking behind me, pissing on my boots. I sped up, but so did he, and he didn't miss once until he was done. FML
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CallMeHush 0

You fail because you couldn't outrun an old drunk with his dick out. What? You got got square wheels on your wheelchair or something?

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rosto16 0

I hope you smack the hell outta him!

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code_red 0

1.) I say sir, you seem to be peeing upon my leg. 2.) What?! 1.) Good sir, you seem to be peeing upon my leg... 2.) Well it seems to me that your leg is in the way of my pee stream! - Whitest Kids you Know

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Flypig777 0

That man is a winner. seriously, you should be saying "holy shit that sucked!" you should be saying "that was an honor."

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SickSickSick7511 0

Instead of speeding up, why didn't you turn around and break his jaw? You must be the biggest pussy in the world.

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MrNismo 0

I wouldve beat the living shit outta that prick show him alittle of my MMA then while he was on the ground piss in his mouth FTW

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jake316 0

i swear to god, if i ever catch anyone pissing on me, im gonna take a knife and shove it up their ass

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blowbubbles 0

aaaaahahahahahaha YDI for being slow lol but this is so funnnny

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